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    Luo Binghe is a man with the world at his feet. After clawing his way from nothing to prosperity, he revels in the success and power he has gained. There is nothing that is beyond his reach, anything he desires is at his beck and call.

    He's proved wrong when he meets Shen Yuan, the warm-hearted school teacher who seems to be the only person in the world who Luo Binghe set his eye on who wouldn't bend over backwards for him or swoon into his arms.

    What's up with that?

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    19 Oct 2020

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    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!

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    17 Oct 2020

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    It was almost as if Mobei Jun, Lord of the Northern Demon Realm and right-hand man to Demon King Luo Binghe, was trying to — no! Absolutely not! It couldn’t be!

    If Shang Qinghua didn’t know any better, he would think this was Mobei Jun trying to gain his favor!

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    16 Oct 2020

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    Shen Qingqiu does a slightly better job of resolving things with Luo Binghe before self destructing, so when he's reborn into the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed body, the System gives him the chance to unlock a new save file as Peerless Cucumber: Mysterious Rogue Cultivator.

    He still can't escape the protagonist's orbit, or his fate as a fixer of plotholes, of course, but Shen Yuan won't let go of his fresh start so easily.

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    12 Oct 2020

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    Shen Yuan transmigrates into the body of resident scum villain Shen Qingqiu and starts immediately sucking up to his apprentice- the protagonist- Luo Binghe. But in a masterful stroke of genius, just before he would be forced to push Luo Binghe into the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu fakes his own death and retires to a life of relaxation!

    Bye bye, cultivator world drama! Luo Binghe obsession with Shen Qingqiu: avoided! Shen Yuan: out!

    Luo Binghe, meanwhile, falls into the Abyss anyway and comes out as the stallion protagonist he was always meant to be- ruthless, conquering, womanizing, and hot as fuck.

    Good thing Shen Yuan will never see him again and doesn't have to worry about all that! Yes they will definitely never meet again! Definitely not ever! HahahahahahaHA

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