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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    19 Jan 2020

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    06 Jan 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    A man dying in an alleyway filled with to many dead people to count and Harry (bitter from trying to save a dying world) saves the man. But his actions has consequences, especially when it regards John Wick.

    The road to Hell is after all paved with good intentions.

    (Constantly Being ReWorked, Take chapters with grain of salt)

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    31 Dec 2019

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    Tony was in the middle of nowhere, an alien scepter had taken control of his mind, and he was about to get into a knock-down-drag-out with his ex-team.

    The whole day was officially awful and completely irredeemable.

    Then his soulmate showed up.

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    19 Dec 2019

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    A massive crossover between Rick Riordan's Gods, Harry Potter, Marvel, and The Addams Family.

    Following Ragnarök, The Master of Death and The Ghost King travel back in time to fix everything while getting revenge on their enemies. This means being reborn and returning to their demigod bodies while keeping their Godly abilities. After traveling back in time, The Master of Death is raised at two demigod camps, as well as by his mother's mortal family the Addams. Meanwhile the Ghost King, Nico di Angelo strives to rebuild his previous relationships while making new friends.

    Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net and Wattpad.

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    23 Nov 2019