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  1. Rec *

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    A month and a half into his duties, a letter arrives. Lan Zhan, it reads, I miss you already. Throw over your responsibilities and meet me at the western ridge at Qixi. Yours, Wei WuXian.

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    Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi parted ways after Yunping — but not forever. [!!CQL verse!!]

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    24 Aug 2019

  2. Rec 25

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    Jesse finds out that Hanzo used to be a centerfold model.

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    01 May 2019

  3. Rec 55

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    Just a series of connected smutty one-shots starring Ike and Soren.

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    20 Oct 2017

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    It’s October first, and it’s all come down to this.

    The cake is perfect. He’s been waiting for this moment all year, since the previous baking competition. This is his chance at redemption, at reclaiming the crown of the best baker in the county. It’s a title only the winner of the county fair can hold. He’s waited a year and spent hours upon hours at work. Early mornings and late nights, scrapped ideas and tons of flour and sugar went into his masterpiece. It’s all led to him to standing here, awaiting the announcement of the winners.

    This year, it’s going to be Hanzo. Last year’s winner - his rival, his nemesis - is going down. Hanzo’s not going to let his mortal enemy take the crown for a third year in a row.

    What kind of name is Jesse McCree, anyways?

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    17 Aug 2017

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    “What do you want?” Jesse crossed his arms and put on his least gullible scowl. Genji held up a green plastic box. “You have got to be kidding me.”

    “Please?” Genji whined.

    “Didn’t you spend an entire week mocking me for getting a console? ‘But Jesse, real gamers play PC!’”

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    Genji wants McCree to play the new game he helped develop: Overwatch.

    McCree just wants his hot upstairs neighbor to stop throwing food at him every time he says "hello".

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    13 May 2017