diannelamerc

me, if I lived in South Park



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    Uploading my vids (finally). I'll keep adding to them as I go.

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    Prince Sherlock must marry, and his brother is determined to find him the perfect partner before the three nights of the Winter Ball have passed. In Gregory Lestrade, Mycroft thinks he has found Sherlock that perfect partner: a man who is kind, brave, intelligent, and even attractive.

    Very attractive. Very, very attractive.

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    07 Jan 2019

  2. Rec 17

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    Brother John just wants to talk about all the absolutely true and wondrous things he finds, like battling snails and barnacle geese. Brother Matthew would much rather tell stories about his bees.

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    06 Jan 2019

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    If you know anything of medieval manuscript illuminations, you know that Sath did not actually have to invent any of these things: Monasteries of the past delivered these images pre-cracked-out for our convenience. (I’m still not sure which Fanfic Rule # that technically falls under...)

    Sath just manages to bring the crack to life, and leave me rolling on the floor gasping for air! :-)))

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    “I’m sorry, Sherlock, but I think what you just said is that you’ve been catfishing a murderer online, pretending to be a couple, your brother and I, and now you want us to meet him? A murderer? As a couple!” The last few words are really quite loud, and Rosie makes a startled squeak in the kitchen.

    Sherlock glares at him.

    Greg takes a deep breath. “Sorry,” he says, automatically, then – “No – no! Not – not sorry, because – of all the things, Sherlock, that you have ever done, this is undeniably the most – the most utterly – I –”

    He closes his eyes, fists clenched, and takes several deep breaths.

    “Overlooking many, many other problems with this entire scenario –” he pauses and takes another breath, “– what on Earth makes you think that, as a couple, a detective and a – a – whatever he is –” he gestures wildly at Mycroft – “would put themselves online on a dating site?”

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    04 Jan 2019

  4. Rec 50

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    It's an unusual way to get back into dating - set up by a cat - but Greg has no complaints at all. Being with Mycroft is easy, the sex is great, the two of them are happy, and it's starting to feel like this might be something big... if only the rest of the world would stop interfering.

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    02 Jan 2019

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    Divorce wasn't easy on Greg Lestrade - then again, marriage wasn't either. Lonely in his new life, he takes comfort in a local cat café. Soon he has a pawprint in his heart.

    For Mycroft, work and his younger brother were always his two priorities in life. Sex is one thing; company is another matter entirely. Straying into a café one day, he meets somebody rather special.

    Little does he know what Marmalade has in store for them both.

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    01 Jan 2019