diannelamerc

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    Uploading my vids (finally). I'll keep adding to them as I go.

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    A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.

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    19 Oct 2018

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    "You love this, being Sherlock Holmes."

    He had once. When had it all gone so wrong?

     

    Fully completed, not a WIP. Updates will post twice a week.

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    19 Oct 2018

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    Breathtaking exploration of all the possibilities sad, tragic, horrific, ...and ultimately beautiful.

  3. Rec 96

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    “Last night,” Sherlock said. His voice was so deep it practically rumbled. “What was that?”
    “I told you. You needed to calm down.”

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    15 Oct 2018

  4. Rec 83

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    A silly, alcohol-fuelled conversation about pillow talk in all its forms turns into something more significant, and John finds out a few surprising things about himself and his best friend. Sherlock takes what he can get.

    In other words, a lot of porn and a little plot. Or: How I wish John's stag night had ended.

    (Inspired by Martin Freeman's face in the sticky note scene, which is very obviously in love with Sherlock, regardless of what John Watson thinks.)

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    13 Oct 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sweet and hot and beautiful!

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    The fantasy is so affecting it pulls a whimper from John's throat.

    From whimper to bang. Brighter than the sun.

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    10 Oct 2018

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