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    It’s a ridiculous romance, involving an intentionally anachronistic Romulan starship pirate’s crush on the half-Vulcan astro-temporal physicist he’s never met, and how a Vulcan raised without the culture of her homeworld takes advantage of our starship pirate to exact her revenge on the astro-temporal physicist’s father. Also, the entire engineering crew is Orions, and they’re great.

    But, mostly, it’s porn. Trashy romance novel porn with mind-melds. And a whole, whole lot of alien peen. And like a third of the dialogue is in Vulcan (with mouseover translations that don’t work on mobile, sorry).

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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    “I am not used to being accosted on my own ship and quizzed by some scavver--”

    “General.”

    “--madam. Regardless of my knowledge of your no doubt terribly impressive and important settlements, I do care about the people of the Commonwealth and will see to it that they’re kept safe from the Institute.”

    The glasses got pushed back again and she stared at him. Her eyes weren’t at all the brilliant sky blue of Sarah Lyons’, but for some reason she reminded him of her all the same with that heated, unyielding look. “Are you sassing me, young man?”

    ~~~~~~~~~

    Elder Maxson arrives in the Commonwealth & finds something far more dangerous than the Institute waiting for him: a pint-sized terror in a tricorn hat who somehow slips past every defense in his arsenal... literally & figuratively.

    This story inspired by askelderarthurmaxson on Tumblr, who got me to reexamine who I thought Arthur Maxson was. ❤️

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    30 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Paladin Danse finds himself in several different situations with the men in his life; some are sweet, some are sexy.

    A Danse and the Men of Fallout anthology, read in short chapters. Spoilers ahead.

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    14 Jan 2019

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    Danse fucks his way around the Commonwealth

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Arthur needs an appropriate wife, and the best option is an arrangement with the vault-dweller he has never met. They draw up an agreement for a marriage of convenience, one that will give him the proper, healthy, fertile wife he needs and her the peaceful alliance between the two factions. The day before they meet for the first time, he decides to go for one last night of fun in Goodneighbor. What he finds is a vulgar woman who is none of the things he needs in a wife, but all the things he wants in a one-night-stand.

    He never expects to see her again, but life doesn't always go the way we want it to. . .

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    24 Nov 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    The alliance between the Commonwealth Minutemen and the Brotherhood of Steel was supposed to make saving the world easier.

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    20 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    It's not something he planned; it's not something he ever plans, seeing Walt. -- Set during the episode "End Times" (4x12).

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    09 Sep 2018