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    “No, it -just reminded me of your sword, that’s all. The flaming one. You know, you pinning me against the wall with it like that - ” he gestured airily to the shelf, “and, uh, I don’t know, smiting me with holy love or something.”

    He directed an unmistakable onceover at Aziraphale’s physical form, perhaps justifiably doubtful that his message would get across without it.

    But to their mutual surprise, Aziraphale had understood him perfectly.

    “Oh I see,” he said.

    Crowley opened his mouth, then closed it again. The unexpected success of communication had left them both at a bit of a loss for words.

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    05 Dec 2019

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    warlocksdads
    Honest to god why have all of my favorite Warlock fic writers switched to RPF during the hiatus like yes fine they have chemistry but PLEASE don’t make me look at those summaries when scrolling through my subscriptions -___-

    anthonaveries
    shhh… just come to the dark side…..

    woodsandwitches
    hey, at least if anthony and avery fuck it’s in a warm hotel room rather than on a cold forest floor. i can’t help it if i hate reading about sexual situations where there’s a real danger of getting dirt up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    02 Dec 2019

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    Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”

    “Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”

    “You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”

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    Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?

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    16 Nov 2019

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    Ten years clean of Neptune living, Logan's past finds him in an all-night grocery store.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

    "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

    AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    02 Nov 2019