dexy_methyl_fiend

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    Cassiopeia is proud to be part of the Black family, and she adores her younger brothers and cousins. She would rather burn the world herself than let them get hurt. They deserve the world, after all. She won't let anyone force the into submission. Not their parents. Not the Ministry. Not Voldemort. Not Dumbledore. She is a Black after all. She will not bow to any beneath her. If that means she has to change how the Wizarding World is ran, then so be it.

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    29 Aug 2022

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    “I'll reiterate the rules so there is no ambiguity. One. Since this is your first time, you are on probation. One wrong move, and you will be ejected and forbidden to return. Two. Only I can end the scene before the allotted time expires. If this happens, you are to cease whatever you are doing immediately and leave the room. Any arguments, and you will not be allowed to return. Three. If you want to stop, you are free to quietly leave at any time. If you wish to bring up a grievance, you may do so when the scene is over. Four. Items in the desires column are only guidelines. You may choose to actively work towards them, or not.”

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    10 Jan 2022

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    This is a series that holds all of my new Harry Potter stories in order of posting! These stories are all separate and stand alone, the series is just to make it easier to navigate between the stories and to subscribe to get notifications of just my HP stories, if you don't want to subscribe to notifications for everything I post.

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    10 Jan 2022

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    07 Dec 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reconned all the bad bits