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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    22 Apr 2018

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    People keep trying to tell Bucky something, and he's getting very confused.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Cross dressing porn, because it's practically canon. Originally called "soft features" when posted on the kink meme.

    Original prompt on the kink meme: "I could pull that off! I have...soft features...

    So of course Mike gets it into his head that he needs to prove this to Harvey, because Mike is a smartass. And see, the thing is that so far, Harvey has managed perfectly well to ignore the fact that he'd love nothing more than to bend his associate over the nearest desk, or push him up against the closest available surface, but seeing Mike in a short black dress that is just...way too revealing for public? That's just too much. This is what he gets for demanding that Mike bring him the Heartland briefs over the weekend.

    Christ, with a hemline that short it is amazingly apparent that Mike is very literally all legs, and what beautifully toned legs they are, too. Shit, and he shaved them, too. The little asshole."

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    17 Apr 2018

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    "So where are they? I want to watch Mike kick his ass.”

     

    “That’s just it, Harvey.” Louis takes a step back. “Tanner kicked Mike’s ass.”

     

    “What are you talking about? This case was cut and dry. All Mike had to do was hand over one file and watch Tanner fold like a paper airplane. What kind of mud could Tanner possibly have dug up to go after our client?”

     

    “No Harvey. Literally. Tanner hit Mike.”

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    16 Apr 2018

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    Every fandom needs a barista au. Original prompt on the kink meme: "Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn't afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter."

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    14 Apr 2018