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    Lan Wangji gets cursed with a ~woman's body~ and has to orgasm to go back. Since he's 1) a virgin 2) super repressed and 3) SUPER gay, he has no idea what to do.

    If only he had a super nosy friend who's read lots of erotic novels who could help him figure out what to do... hm...

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    21 Nov 2021

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    (A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)

    JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.

    Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?

    JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?

    In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?

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    04 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Hi, honey: I'm bringing company home: Howard's son from the future!

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    01 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Wei Ying disappeared thirteen years, ten months, and two weeks ago. At any moment Lan Wangji could pull this number into his mind with no difficulty whatsoever. They were nineteen at the time, freshmen in college. Not quite friends and certainly not anything else. But Wei Ying always had a brightness to him that lit every room and then one day it was gone and Lan Wangji has never quite been able to forget him.

    Thirteen years later, he accidentally finds him again.

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    25 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    “Jin Zixuan,” Wei Wuxian complains that weekend when they’re stood around Wen Qing’s kitchen table with pictures of their friends like they’re detectives trying to solve a case (Wei Wuxian brought the pictures for that moment and that moment only). “Really?”

    “He’s a friend,” Wen Qing defends.

    “Of who?”

    “Mianmian. Yanli.” She’s counting people on her fingers. Wei Wuxian thinks she’d make a great teacher. Or a lawyer. “Lan Wangji. Wouldn’t you like someone to sit and do sudoku puzzles with him as you splash about in the water? Jin Zixuan asks how they’re coming along. Wangji hasn’t filled in a single box because he’s secretly been staring at you from behind his sunglasses.”

    Wei Wuxian goes pink, pushes at Wen Qing’s arm. “Shut uppppp,” he whines. “Lan Zhan and I are best friends. The only reason he’d be watching me is to make sure I don’t drown or something.”

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    Wen Qing wins an all-expenses paid holiday and invites her closest (only) friends.

    Chaos ensues.

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    24 Sep 2021