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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    22 Mar 2019

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    Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible.

    (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi)
    (From FFnet)

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    22 Mar 2019

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    Abused four year old Harry Potter ends up being dumped in the lap of his father's cousin's lap. Pepper Potts didn't know what to do with a four year old while she was already the PA to a multi-billionaire child like adult, Tony Stark.

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    22 Mar 2019

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    Sheriff was sick and tired of Stiles and his lies and decided he needed to send his son to an old Ranger buddy up in Washing DC. Stiles now living with his Godfather is in for an adventure of a life time as he adjusts to new surrounding.

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    22 Mar 2019

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    21 Mar 2019