defenestratingreason



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 39

    Tags
    Summary

    Legend had it, if you walked into Stammi Vicino Dress Sellers, made a self-deprecating comment, and waited about five seconds, a beautiful silver-haired Russian would appear and make all your dress dreams come true.

    Sadly, JJ didn’t get the chance to try.

    “Welcome to Stammi’s,” the teenage receptionist practically growled at him. “I’d ask you what you need but judging by that suit, you need an intervention.”

    ****

    Aka the story of Victor, Yuuri, and their dress shop adventures, featuring their resident angsty receptionist. It's mostly just a fluffy design au sprinkled with the occasional theater reference, because hey. What did you expect?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    980

    02 Nov 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    333
    Kudos:
    2999
    Bookmarks:
    487
    Hits:
    14409

    28 Oct 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the best fic i can remember reading

  3. Public Bookmark 87

    Tags
    Summary

    “You never really know what he’s thinking. But I have this theory that Bram’s probably really funny inside his own head.”

    A look into Bram Greenfeld’s head – 4 scenes that take place during the book, and one in the aftermath.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,472
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    711
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    5676

    25 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “It’s really amazing, isn’t it? Someone can trigger your sexual identity crisis and not have a clue they’re doing it. Honestly, he probably still thinks of me as his cousin’s weird twelve-year-old stepson.”

    During a vacation at Bram’s father’s and stepmother’s house, Simon meets Bram's first crush, 'Mr. Sexual Awakening'. He’s not exactly what Simon’s expecting.

    Written for creeksecrets’ Golden Birthday Contest. Originally posted on tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,115
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    1456
    Bookmarks:
    160
    Hits:
    11417

    25 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 52

    Tags
    Summary

    His hands shook as he read the subject line time-stamped from almost twelve hours prior.

    Us.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    947
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    12523

    24 Oct 2018