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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    B: I'd like to thank you, Snow

    S: What

    B: You've set such a low bar that I found myself swept off my feet by the mere fact that my date showed up on time tonight
    B: Put me in high spirits for the entire evening

    S: Good
    S: I'm glad I could hwip
    S: Help

    B: Drinking spirits also helped, especially since none were dumped unceremoniously in my lap

    S: That was an accident
    S: You ass

     

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    After a being set up on a terrible date with Baz, Simon has to contend with a barrage of condescending texts reminding him what a disaster he is.

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    04 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Rey Niima runs a salvage yard in the small town of Elk Cove, Oregon but dreams of opening her own boat and auto repair shop. After she is hired to fix the yacht of rich playboy, Ben Solo, he tries to cheat her out of her wages. After he falls overboard and gets amnesia, she decides to get revenge by convincing him that he is her late husband, Matt, a former radar technician in the Navy.

     

    Rating M is mainly for language and some heavily implied sexual situations...just in case.

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    03 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    "I told Baz, earlier: It hurts to think about things that you can’t have or help. S’better not to think about it.

    Sometimes you can ignore something so fiercely (determinedly, desperately) that you almost don’t know it’s there. Like your brain is a locker, and you just don’t look at the back, don’t look into the shadows, just stuff things in there and slam it shut with a clang, and move on.

    But now I’m lying on the couch in Baz’s room, and I can’t help it."

    (Fits in Carry On, just before chapter 64.)

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    13 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Soulmate AU: the words your soulmate will say to you when you realize you're in love with them show up on your skin on your eleventh birthday.

    Baz is angsty and Simon is clueless, what's new

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    12 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Simon once again follows Baz to the Catacombs. When he finds him, he realizes that he's drunk and he thinks that this is his chance to prove that he's a vampire. However, he gets more than he bargained for when Baz starts revealing his most guarded secrets.

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    11 Oct 2019