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    Steve Rogers had survived more than he cared to remember.

    Polio. Scarlet Fever. Pneumonia. A bum heart.

    Basic training. Hydra. Nazis. Chorus Girls. World War II.

    A plane crash. Kind of.

    An alien invasion.

    It seemed, however, that the thing that would finally kill Steve Rogers would be as mundane as it was ridiculous.

    “Your poll numbers are way down, and we need to get them back up.”

    Poll numbers.

    Because, apparently in 2013, public opinion about Steve Rogers and his performance as Captain America mattered more than his actual performance as Captain America.

    Last week, Steve and Natasha had taken out a terrorist cell with plans to blow up the Eiffel Tower, and the only casualty had been the broken arm of one bad guy because he tried to cop a feel and Natasha hadn’t been in the mood to watch Steve get his pec squeezed.

    But this week?

    This week, his poll numbers were way down.

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    20 Mar 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Bucky is an Alpha gone feral living up in the mountains. Steve is a lost Omega wannabe-hiker. Bucky, a creature of instinct, decides he’ll make the perfect mate to keep and breed, no matter what Steve has to say on the matter.

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    19 Mar 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Bucky pretends to be asleep when Steve crawls into bed, too tired to feel guilty over the quivery pleasure that settles in his belly when Steve’s arm brushes his. Steve falls asleep in about five minutes flat, unconsciously wedging his icy toes against Bucky’s leg. Bucky doesn’t move him.

    He drifts to sleep in a comfortable haze and tries not to wonder where this feeling was two hours ago when he had Marie in his lap.

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    19 Mar 2019

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    Bucky stares at his best friend as though he’s absolutely lost what’s left of his dumbass mind.

    “Excuse me?” he asks dumbly.

    Steve sighs and sags back onto the couch, covering his face dramatically with one large, well-manicured hand.

    “Dean Coulson thinks we’re dating. And gay. But like, for each other. And now I need you to fake date me so I can convince the Chancellor to fund my research.”

    or;

    Steve and Bucky are a pair of professors who have to fake date for academic purposes and are real dumb along the way. It's not so much a forest of pine as a whole landscape of it. It turns out fine, probably.

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    13 Mar 2019

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    It’s the quality that gets him first. The profile photo looks like it's been taken with a semi-professional camera: it's sharp and remarkably unposed compared to most people on Tinder. The guy in the photo is the size of a fucking fridge but with Marilyn Monroe’s waistline, accentuated by the way he’s standing half-twisted towards the camera.

    He’s also in the process of getting arrested.

    Steve, 28, it says under the photo. New York City. Some say I have an arresting personality. This photo is from my good side. The other has a shiner.

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    11 Mar 2019