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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Semantic distinctions matter, when one of your lovers happens to be a poet.

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    14 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    A smutty tale in which Teddy has an authority figure kink—and gets more than he bargained for, the Whomping Willow birch rod really enjoys its job, and damn Draco Malfoy looks good in Harry’s Auror robes.

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    18 Jun 2021

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    David and Patrick turn to couples therapy to navigate a challenging year in their marriage.

    [This point of view of this story is that therapy can be helpful. There is no mention of infidelity, vastly different priorities regarding children or lifestyle, or serious consideration of divorce. See the tags for anything else that might be a concern.]

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    01 Mar 2021

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    Spencer Reid develops symptoms that look a lot like dying. At least to him. But when he discovers that his ailment might be linked to his boss, he sorta wishes he was dying instead.

    OR, how Reid has never been in love before and mistakes it for something fatal.

    This is a work of fanfiction and as such I do not claim any rights over the characters herein. It was created as a personal amusement. This story contain adult themes, show-typical violence, and sexual activity. It should not be read by those under the age of 18.

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    07 Jan 2021

  5. Rec 17

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    “We shouldn’t fuck until we’re sober.” David’s voice doesn’t even waver, despite the fact that Patrick’s hand has found its way under his sweater to tweak at a nipple. “And you shouldn’t be kissing me, you need to heal.”

    “But David, I need your cock in me.” Patrick’s pout is adorable. “And you said! Earlier—you said you’d put a baby in me.”

    “I don’t think that’s quite what I said,” David replies, voice faint as his body is flooded with a combination of panic and arousal. He had said they’d ‘make a baby’ but that had mostly been teasing. “I thought—we talked about—“

    Patrick scoots back a bit and rolls his eyes dramatically. “I don’t want kids, David; I just want an ass full of your come.”

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    21 Nov 2020