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  1. Rec *

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    Crowley finds an abandoned newborn baby. Under other circumstances, he would have come to Aziraphale for help, but after a careless comment from the angel, their relationship isn’t at its best.
    The solution then, is quite clear:
    Look after the baby himself.

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    27 Aug 2019

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    The year is 1923. Aziraphale's friends at the gentlemen's club invite him for a weekend away in Devon. He asks Crowley to join. It gets very silly and very messy very quickly.

    That's just how things were in the roaring twenties.

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    25 Aug 2019

  3. Rec 95

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    “Too cold for this time of year,” Aziraphale said, taking Crowley’s arm, and what he meant was, “I know you get cold easily and I love getting a chance to fuss over you like this.” That worked just fine as a segue for Crowley, who was still working through the fact that he’d just strongly, falsely implied to Aziraphale that he’d been fucking humans all this time, and that Aziraphale now wanted details.

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    It's been a year since the end of the world. The Antichrist has discovered the exquisite pain of preteen social media drama. Crowley and Aziraphale still have some things to figure out.

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    25 Aug 2019

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    “I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.

    “Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."

    “It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."

    “Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.

    “Will you come to a party with me?"

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    24 Aug 2019

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    He had the sudden and almost overwhelming desire to reach out and take Crowley’s hand. An absurd notion, of course. In 6000 years, Crowley had never shown any inclination towards physical affection for Aziraphale, despite their shared feelings. Aziraphale had long ago accepted that any gentle touch from him would have Crowley stepping hastily away and otherwise ignoring Aziraphale’s attempts. Or at least he had accepted it, until their delicate status quo had been disrupted.

    Aziraphale jumps to some very inaccurate conclusions.

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    23 Aug 2019