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    "Hey, hey, relax. Look, it's totally normal to like how the needle feels, lots of people do. Even erections are pretty common. I've never had this happen before, but it makes perfect sense. Please just relax."
    "I- I can't-"
    Jaskier bit his lip. "Look, I can- I can take care of you, after. Purely in a professional capacity. I need you to relax, I can't work when you're hyperventilating. Please just stop fighting it. I won't let you drop, I promise."
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    Ciri wants a tattoo, so she drags her father to a young, up-and-coming artist. When he sees Jaskier's work, Geralt can't help but want one too.

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    04 Sep 2021

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    DomJaskier/Sub Geralt
    Age difference.

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    When Buck finds out his best friend isn't exactly human, he volunteers to help keep Eddie from dying.

    It's definitely just to keep Eddie from dying.

    No other reason.

    None whatsoever.

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    17 Aug 2021

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    “I need you to have sex with me.”

    Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”

    Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”

    His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.

    “Yes, practice.”

    “At sex.”

    “At sex.”

    “And you came to me why?”

    “Because what else are we going to do here this month?”

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    18 Jun 2021

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    Draco / Hermoine.

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    The post is yours, if you’re still interested. Yennefer said you amused her and Ciri wouldn’t shut up about you, so I guess I’ve no choice. 
     
    -Sir Geralt of Rivia

    Jaskier is a tutor that can't hold down a job. Sir Geralt of Rivia is a scandalous gentleman getting his hands dirty for the good of the Empire with a literal witch of an ex-wife living in his North Tower and an unruly, mysteriously-acquired daughter who has run off the previous five governesses. Billowing shirts? Suffering a fever after sprinting across the rain-soaked moors? Hastily unfastened breeches in the eerie library? Hunting parties that end in mayhem? It's all here.

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    18 Apr 2021

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    18 Apr 2021