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    Ignis's family is worried about his work-life balance, and the boys offer him a solution only they could come up with: Get a friendly stranger to pretend to be his fake boyfriend. Get all the fun of online dating with none of the commitment. Get his family off his back. Instead of telling them to get lost, Ignis surprises all of them--and himself--by playing along.

    What Ignis doesn't know is that the guys set "Pax's" account up together, intending to share the effort of Making Iggy Have Fun three ways. Despite his best intentions, he starts to fall for this insightful, easy-going listener who carries nothing of the weight of the crown.

    What Prompto knows too well is that it's always more attractive to be someone you're not.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    24
    Kudos:
    91
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    13
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    “Gentiana?” asked Lunafreya, and then gasped. A single touch from Gentiana’s finger and glittering lace spiraled over the wound—not ice, not cold, but a sort of light that held it in place.

    YOU GIVE HER TIME, said Leviathan, bemused, AS IF TIME MEANS ANYTHING FOR THIS INFINITESIMAL DUST. HER WRETCHED FLESH ALREADY IS NEARLY SPENT.

    “I give her the time she needs,” Gentiana answered, rising to face Leviathan without fear, “for I have come to appreciate the passing of years. Of days. Mortal time,” she said, smiling at a Noctis who remained frozen, staring at Lunafreya, “is not so far beyond our grasp.”

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    Pryna, Prompto, and Gentiana intervene at the Rite of Leviathan and Lunafreya lives to join Noctis's party on their journey. Not only does her presence change things for Noctis, but her connection to the Astrals blows a new path for the Chosen King through the gods' bullshit.

    Who, after all, has done all this choosing?

    A "Lunafreya lives" fix-it fic featuring Prompto shooting Ardyn in the face three times, good dogs, way more Leviathan than you asked for, some Chocobro bonding, and just a glimpse of Gentiana's long game.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/9
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    144
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    43
    Hits:
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    "No, at Galdin’s deserted docks, a coin in his palm and the as-yet unborn king before his very eyes at last, Ardyn had no way of knowing what the cowering creature called himself. But he could hardly forget a face he’d seen so many, many times before, could he? So as he delivered Noctis his first—the simplest, the palest—challenge to the throne, Ardyn had no choice but to ignore Besithia’s lost, forgotten toy, lest he begin laughing and find himself unable to stop.

    "They had no idea what they were letting call itself ‘friend,’ did they? Ardyn couldn’t have penned a more delectable twist in their story himself."

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    A POV-Ardyn story seeking answers to the question, "Why Prompto?" Contains emotional voyeurism by spy coin, Ardyn talking to unconscious people, a deep longing for Lunafreya to return from the war, and the pain of missed connections. (Not for Ardyn, though. Never for Ardyn.)

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    1/1
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    10
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Do you remember that Elecmon with the scar for an eye in the opening of Frontier? Yeah. Neither does anybody else, cuz that Elecmon's not in the show. But that's okay. We wrote a fanfic about how the heck that Elecmon got that scar anyway.

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    1/1
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    1
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    From "I See A Wasp With Her Wings Outstretched": "So what if a furr- a few deliveries don't make it? I've got a tricky address. I'm not wild," she adds, quick and forceful. "You're not going to cull me."

    What if, when Nepeta and Terezi met, Nepeta WAS feral?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    70
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    17
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    ROSE: In any case, I’ll bid Mr. Nitram and his offering good day and suggest he return when you’re feeling less poorly.
    TEREZI: W41T
    TEREZI: YOU D1DN’T S4Y H3 H4D 4N OFF3R1NG
    ROSE: Would I have woken you within twenty-four hours of a Megido party for anything less than blood, O mighty bearer of the green card of my soul?

    In which Rose and Terezi navigate the pitfalls of binding one's life and power to another, featuring some kind of janky Noragami AU, Kankri Vantas's bubble butt, consent issues, texts from Dave Strider, cruelty towards weeaboos, a whole lotta Vriska Talk, pesto, one Fake Marriage, and gods who mostly do nothing but fuck around, actually.

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    English
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    11,710
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    513
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    Intergalactic war breaks out between the Heiress's camp and the Empress, but Karkat's assigned to guard a xenoologic facility on some out-of-the-way planet with no sentient life to speak of.

    That is, until he finds out it speaks for itself.

    Stuck with an injured alien on his couch and his friends scattered across the galaxy, Karkat reaches out to an unexpected source of help: the girl who had an awkward crush on him four, five sweeps ago, and her startlingly impressive survival skills under fire.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    751
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    Rose. Dave. The Parent Trap.

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    1/1
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    16
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    61
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    4
    Hits:
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    1994: The Betty Crocker conglomerate invites Dr. Jade English, celebrated astrophysicist and CEO of Skaianet Technologies, to teach one year of classes at their first foray into private education, Marjorie Husted University in Houston, Texas.

    Jade says yes.

    Contains violence against robots, too many background characters, Rose Lalonde on a Big Dog motorcycle, and the unspoken promise between a war-maker and those who would soldier on.

    NOW IN PODFIC FORM!

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    KARKAT: WHAT? WAIT, YOU SAID HE WAS FINE
    ROSE: Well, yes, he'll be ok.
    ROSE: He just needs some rest.
    ROSE: I fear he's feeling a little under the weather.
    KARKAT: WHAT WEATHER, WE'RE ON A METEOR
    ROSE: Dave is sick, Karkat.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
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    436
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    3588
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    "Nanna, what were you like?"

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    1/1
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    1
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    13
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    340
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    Girls with curls and nice coats.

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    47
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    1994: The Betty Crocker conglomerate invites Dr. Jade English, celebrated astrophysicist and CEO of Skaianet Technologies, to teach one year of classes at their first foray into private education, Marjorie Husted University in Houston, Texas.

    Jade says yes.

    Contains violence against robots, too many background characters, Rose Lalonde on a Big Dog motorcycle, and the unspoken promise between a war-maker and those who would soldier on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,445
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    1482
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    Jadael Haalie lives in hemonymity on the green moon. Karkat Vantas thinks she has powers that can turn the tide of his rebellion. Deivin Sridar takes way too long to get to the point.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    663
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    Mostly jokes about privates but also some fluffy porn I guess. Who am I, I don't even go here.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1896
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    Even in the cradle of darkness, Rose Lalonde is Light. Armed with needles of shadow, still she is a beacon against the oncoming storm, and there are those who would carry her banner.

    Language:
    English
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    5,515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1322
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    Or, "AR and Li'l Seb’s Adventures in Kicking the Apocalypse, Human(ish)-style"

    A quiet moment under the moon shows Hal a few different things he hasn't realized yet about humanity, about himself, and about hugs.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
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    2
    Hits:
    123
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    In a city that never dreams, Jane Crocker and Dirk Strider solve crimes. But when Dirk is taken off a homicide for old choices he once made, Jane must struggle with a stand-in partner from the forensics department and an informant who seems to know more about ancient kingdoms than current events. And what is happening to her nightmare?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,898
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1154
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    Dave and Jade race to work, even if nobody believes Dave's got a job.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,608
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1489
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    A Promptbound prompt: Jane/Dave + disastrous cupcakes ❤

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    874

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