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    The origins and the retirement of Crowley's fucking shit up jacket. This series is complete...for now.

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    Fairy tales are stories, and this one starts with a wish.

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    Every moment counts.

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    Crowley felt like someone had reached down into him and dredged up something so precious and hidden, he himself hadn’t known it was there. And now this ancient, delicate thing sat blinking into the light as crowds of strangers gathered to gape and bear witness.

    And whatever awful vulnerability he felt at having his heart pulled from him and put on display like this—Aziraphale wasn’t experiencing any of it.

     

    (Crowley and Aziraphale visit a museum exhibit, and one painting cuts a little too close. Post Not-Pocalypse.)

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    03 Sep 2021

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    This was a kinkmeme prompt and as usual I can't do better than to paraphrase the OP :

    Aziraphale is a frumpy, middle aged man, who's closing in on 50 : he's spent his entire life alone, mistreated by his family, and living like a modern times hermit in his familiar, reassuring bookshop. He thinks it's too late for passion. But he hopes that, maybe, he could find a companion for his latter days.

    Crowley has spent his entire life having a wild time: parties, sex, rock n roll, all that jazz. He flew through the 80s, the 90s, the new millennium like a car on fire. He thought he had time, thought he'd be young and surrounded by people forever, thought with fling after fling after fling, someone would find him. Someone would look at him and choose him. But no one ever did.

    To paraphrase (again) - they turn to an arranged marriage company. And they fit..

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    25 Jul 2021

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    After a whirlwind drunken evening, author Az Fell came home from Rom-Con without his heirloom pinkie ring – but with a wedding license from a 24-hour Las Vegas chapel. Elsewhere, book fan Tony Crowley woke up with a hangover, vague memories, and a brand new ring he’s only seen in author photos.

    Mutually attracted, mutually terrified the other one thinks it was all a regrettable mistake, they turn to their dear but anonymous online friend to vent and ask for advice.

    …Maybe they should tell each other their screennames someday.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Aziraphale didn't believe in reiki, or healing energies, or crystals, despite the thinly veiled implications and upsell offerings of this particular spa. But he believed in love. He believed in loving the people around him, and he believed in channeling that care into his work.
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    Crowley seeks out a new massage therapist when his old injury starts giving him hell.

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    05 Jul 2021

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    Take a dragon and get rid of it, take a Kingdom under the Mountain and let it thrive under Thráin’s rule, take the King’s eldest son - as proud and arrogant as you can picture him - and then send him to the Shire in order to refine his diplomatic skills. Or, as his sister puts it: to grow them at last. Now, throw in the Master of Bag End playing host for the dwarf prince: you’ll get a clash of cultures, an ill-advised bet about educating a certain hobbit in the dwarf-lore, and all the pride and prejudice business you could hope for, plus Khuzdul.

    A retelling inspired by My Fair Lady.

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    21 May 2021