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  1. Rec *

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    Rhys thought he was ready for anything when he arrived on Helios as a newly minted Hyperion worker bee. Until the CEO was murdered on his very first day.

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    "Hey there, kiddos! Handsome Jack here. I’m sure you’ve all heard the good news by now, or at least waved at it as it floated by the windows. If you look real closely at Mr Tassiter’s frostbitten face, you can see the tear streaks from when he cried like a pansy bitch in his final moments. Good times!”

    “Anyway, just wanted to tell you all how honored I am to know that you dirty ingrates are already making attempts on my life. I’m expecting at least one more before the day’s end, so don’t disappoint me. I’ll be waiting."

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    The story of how Rhys fell in love with the most hated man in six galaxies.

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    12 Apr 2018

  2. Rec 11

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    Rhys wasn’t as alone in the Atlas facility during his great rebuilding as he may have wanted his friends to believe.

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    07 Apr 2018

  3. Rec 45

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    Far in the future, Handsome Jack awakens again. Nothing is as it seems to be.

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    05 Apr 2018

  4. Rec 14

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    Rhys wills his cheeks to return to their normal color.
    Is this what it was like for the vault hunters who worked with Jack when he was alive the first time? Blindly running after him into deadly situations with nothing but a crappy weapon and an undercurrent of sexual tension?
    No wonder Athena had such a problem with him.
    Oh God. Athena. Assuming Rhys even manages to get home, to Atlas, there isn't exactly a protocol for Jack not being dead... again.

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    03 Apr 2018

  5. Rec 87

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    Ask anyone and they can tell you the story: that the words inked on your skin are the first words that your soulmate will say to you. That if you are in the right place at the right time, if you’re lucky, you’ll find the person made to complement you in every way.

    It’s easy to see why people want to believe it. The notion of a perfect partner is seductive, and some people spend their entire lives searching.

    Most people don’t beat the odds - and with humanity spread from the central planets to the farthest-flung outpost, the odds are pretty astronomical. A reasonable amount of basic compatibility and a visit to a decent tattooist are enough to satisfy tradition, for most people.

    The Hyperion president loudly, publicly, does not believe in that bullshit. The Atlas president keeps his counsel to himself.

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    01 Apr 2018