daleksanddetectives



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  1. Summary

    scrambled_eggsy added rmorton, Emrys, and galahad.sr to KingsSquad

    rmorton: why

    scrambled_eggsy: why not

    Emrys: Exactly what part of “highest level of discretion” made you think “let me add all my spy friends to an unsecure group chat”?

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  2. Summary

    Collection of stories inspired by art, prompts and text posts.
    Updates irregularly.

    Prompt me here: sherlocksbuttonhole.tumblr.com/ask

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  3. Summary

    The adventures of Eggsy Unwin, codename Guinevere.

    In which Harry Hart lives and returns to Kingsman as Arthur, Eggsy gets up to his usual mischief, and Merlin and Roxy are long-suffering.

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  4. Summary

    I've found a few 30 day writing challenges I like the look of so I'll be collecting them all here.

    30 Day OTP Challenge (Complete)
    30 Day OTP Porn Challenge (In progress)
    30 Day AU Challenge (To do)

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  5. Summary

    John Watson moves in with Sherlock Holmes, only to find that Sherlock has a nine year old son, and their adventures and mishaps therein.

    Parent!lock AU following the BBC canon.

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    “That’s prom, right? You walk in on your friends boning, bone someone yourself, eat some chips.” / The boys find out Bitty didn't get to attend his high school prom so they throw their own.

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    20 Jan 2019

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    “Bitty, you have finally rose to the rank of ‘bad roommate who brings people home and has loud sex,’ and we love it. It’s lonely here at the top. And now, you’ve joined us.”

    No one notices Jack, at the far end of the table, staring at his bacon.

    [A bunch of ways in which everyone finds out. Update: en français.]

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    01 Jan 2019

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    In 1956 Mexico, archaeologist Harry Hart has unearthed a priceless Mayan artifact...a treasure that private collectors would kill to possess.

    Mercenary Eggsy Unwin has been hired to steal the artifact—a job he’s done a dozen times over. But for this prize, he’ll have to go through the famous Dr. Hart.

    Eggsy’s looking forward to the challenge.

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    16 Sep 2018

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    When Harry Hart loses his job as a tailor after thirty-four years, he decides to start taking evening classes in cookery or life drawing or something just to waste some newly empty hours.

    Then he accidentally meets history teacher Gary Unwin, and accidentally signs up for his class instead.

    Meanwhile, he's pretty sure he's falling in love via sexts with a man from a dating app whose name he doesn't even know.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    Harry Hart survived the bullet to the brain and the Statesman rescued him. He recovered and spent two years under their care, believing he was a twenty year old lepidopterist. But one morning, Harry wakes up and remembers everything - Kingsman, the Church, his murder, and most of all his parting with Eggsy. He finds that the Statesman are an organization not too dissimilar to his own, but he plays things close to his vest and tells them nothing.

    Armed with nothing more than his suit, a Canadian passport, and a few hundred British pounds, Harry returns home, knowing that he'll be facing the most difficult test of all - the Lazarus Protocol. If Kingsman believes he's been compromised, Harry could end up very dead. But it's a risk he has to take. He has to find out what's happened to Eggsy. Nothing else matters.

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    07 Jun 2018