Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
16 Sep 2020
Jeongguk and Seokjin test the limits of their friends' obliviousness.
(And they do not disappoint.)
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18 Sep 2020
“No, it’s- I just wanted to tell you. We did it,” Seokjin says, unable to keep the excitement out of his voice.
“Number one. We did it,” Seokjin tells him, and Jungkook’s eyes pop open.
“No way,” Jungkook says, staring unblinkingly at Seokjin. Seokjin smiles fondly, reaching out to flatten Jungkook’s wild hair down.
“Happy Birthday, JK,” Seokjin murmurs, leaning in to kiss him.
“Hyung! This is, like, the best birthday present ever!” Jungkook exclaims, bouncing up onto his knees and bowling Seokjin over against the mattress.
Jimin’s straddling Taehyung, thighs squeezing Taehyung’s hips where he sits just a few cushions down on the couch, and he’s- they’re kissing. And not just a little, they’re making out. On the same couch as Namjoon.
He immediately looks back down at his book and stares at it so hard it might as well catch fire. Part of him thinks about complaining, telling them to knock it off, but another part urges him to leave quietly, because it’s obvious that, once again, he might as well not even be here.
He closes his book softly and eases off the couch and he’s almost to the door when he hears Taehyung gasp and Jimin say, ”Where are you going?”
“Um,” Namjoon starts without turning around, because he doesn’t think he can look again without flushing. “Privacy,” is all he manages.
“You should stay,” Taehyung says, and he sounds half drunk.
jimin looks like he’s come to a conclusion. “he was a shit lay.”
seokjin smiles. “he was a shit lay.”
“and i could still like a dick up my ass!”
“yes, you could.”
“that dildo didn’t feel half bad, even though it took me a while to get the angle right. but that just proves the point!”
“sometimes trying new stuff takes time.”
“yeah! fuck me, hyung!”
“yeah, fuck you— wait, what?”
“Hyung,” Taehyung repeats, his gaze falling, lingering on Namjoon’s mouth. “It’s been two years. How much longer are you going to make me wait?”
- Part 8 of Drabbles & Microfiction