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    Before you click off this email and pretend it’s spam, you should recognize me from the address. Let me help you. Nominated for a grammy straight out of high school? Best selling artist of 2023? Music producer extraordinaire? Spiky blond hair? Red eyes? Hope that rings a bell by now.

    Also, I’m your son’s boyfriend. 

    That’s right. That isn’t a typo, you big dumb flaming hot mess. There isn’t supposed to be a space between “boy” and “friend”. I’m his boyfriend. Boyfriend. I, Katsuki Bakugou, am your son’s boyfriend. Your son Shouto and I? We’re dating. Have been dating for four years by next January. We’re boyfriends.

    Years after Enji Todoroki kicked his youngest son out of the house, he receives an email from someone who claims to be his son's boyfriend. What could have easily just been any other spam mail in his inbox will soon turn into the most important one-sided correspondence of his life.

    But one thing's for sure: This Bakugou Katsuki guy sure has a vulgar mouth.

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    14 Aug 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    want a good time? this is your thing. the way it's written, the emails, everything is amazing. i really love how it takes love and mad wit so mundane and easy because that's what it is!! i like how the characters have their things but they talk and they improve together! this is something i can feel i'll look with fondness once in a while and i will remember as 'that sappy thing it made me cry twice'. also, i ADORE the todoroki drama! im in love w touya because he's the best and the way katsuki talked about him was hilarious!!

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    Kim Namjoon knows exactly one thing about Min Yoongi: the dude gets strawberry themed care packages every month.

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    14 Aug 2022

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    Namjoon baby, you're an idiot and I love you for that. Also, loving the idea of Yoongi being a big softie.

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    "your stack-destroyer is back." hoseok says, nodding towards the customer.

    "he's not mine." jungkook mutters, "and what are you even doing here?"

    "it's my break." hoseok shrugs, "anyway- the other day, you did say, i quote, 'i hate it when hot people are assholes'."

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    jungkook works at h&m and is obsessed with colour-coordinated displays and neat stacks of clothes, while yoongi- a.k.a. 'the stack-destroyer'- is that one customer who always manages to mess up nearly every display, every single time he comes.

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    14 Aug 2022

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    "excuse me, sir, this is not target." jungkook says, and okay, maybe he's a bit un-chill, but who can blame him, "this is h&m. it's different. this store is only for clothes. this is on a totally different level from target. do you not see us," he gestures at himself and the other four, "working like fucking crazy? do you really think that we would allow a mix-and-matched stack?" the very idea of a mixed stack is horrifying, and here is this guy, and he has the nerve to compare them to target?

    okay, to be fair, he does like target.

    but how dare he compare his- jeon jungkook's- organisation skills to that of target's?

    "okay, chill, i just-" hot guy begins, and jungkook's jaw drops.

    "chill? chill? do you not understand- listen here, we spend hours slogging away to set up perfect- perfect, un-mis-matched- stacks of clothes, are you trying to say that we have stacked these wrong?"

    "no, no, that's not what i-"

    "well then, you better stop ruining the stacks. pick up one shirt and look at it, and if you need help, fucking ask, because if you mess up one more stack of clothes, i will use the shirt to strangle you. are we clear?"

    by the end of this rant, jungkook realises that he is shouting at his customer.

    oh, dear.

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    Dabi: hey
    Dabi: this is
    Dabi: me
    Dabi: touya
    Dabi: fuck, don’t call me that
    Dabi: or do, it’s fine
    Dabi: maybe i’ll get used to it

    Shouto: how did you get this number

    Dabi: don’t worry about it
    Dabi: you won’t like the answer

    Shouto: well that’s reassuring

    A year after the war ends, Dabi and Shouto reconnect.
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    12 Aug 2022

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    Deku, for the record, happens to know exactly what Katsuki thinks about that half and half bastard. He can count on one hand the number of things him and Deku have agreed so soundly on over the years, and, god help him, one of them happens to be Todoroki fucking Shouto.

    More precisely, fucking Todoroki Shouto.

    or, the seduction of a candy cane, executed by two hopeless idiots with little to no seduction skills to speak of
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