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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hux likes spinach.
    Kylo likes Hux.
    Hux is a vegetarian, but still eats arse.

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    10 Oct 2019

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    Weird as hell but works perfectly.

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Kylo just wants to ask Hux out on a date. That's all he wants. Sure, he's been closeted since he figured out he was gay, and he's never gone on a date with anybody before, and also Hux intimidates the hell out of him--but how bad could it possibly be?

    (It could be 'proposing a celibate fake marriage to the guy you've been in love with for two years so he can get his inheritance' bad, Kylo. That's how bad it could be.)

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    03 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God, they are both so messed up in their own, personal ways and are so goddamn good. Also, Hux is like hardcore into edging himself. Like wow. Good stuff.

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Snoke won.

    After only a few short years of open conflict following the destruction of the Hosnian System, Luke Skywalker was dead, the Republic fallen, and a new Empire was born.

    With his dark protector Kylo Ren, and his silent and damaged Empress Rey at his side, Emperor Armitage Hux’s rise was unstoppable. Secretly, the three of them were lovers, until it came to an abrupt end with the loss of Kylo.

    It has been sixty years since the events of The Force Awakens. Rey, long estranged from Hux, is called back to him from her home with her Master. She must face the ghosts of the past while her children—both Hux's and Kylo's—fight to secure their place in the galaxy for the next generation.

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    18 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Newton Geiszler was always destined to be a rock star. Admittedly, starting a cult and maybe-or-maybe-not becoming part kaiju wasn't exactly what he had in mind.

    Or: that one where Newt makes instruments out of kaiju parts, Hermann composes sounds from the drift, and Vanessa accidentally opens the Anteverse, a little.

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    02 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Hux runs a tattoo shop, and Kylo is his heavily modded sub. Kylo doesn't have any say in the mods he gets, it is totally up to Hux to decide how he wants to mark his possession.

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    28 Aug 2019

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