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    There's a reason Jane and Thor break up. It's not a great one but it's the right one. In the year that follows, Jane carries on, doesn't win a Nobel Prize, defeats Thanos and saves the universe, and finally allows herself to be a little selfish.

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    29 May 2020

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    General Hux loves order. Kylo Ren loves General Hux. Unfortunately, he has a chaotic way of showing it.

    Or: Newly stationed to the Finalizer, Kylo Ren thinks it’s a good idea to play with Hux, using the Force, while the General commands the bridge. They both get more than they bargained for.

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    24 May 2020

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    “I see,” Rey says, and Ben wants to kick himself, take it back, immediately. Of course, Rey is Rey. She doesn’t need to be reminded of who she’s not. Of his baggage, the mess he carries inside that’s always threatening to overflow.

    “'Princess', sounds like you were spoiled. Were you?”

    “No,” he tells her quickly, sure it’s the correct answer this time, gripping the phone tighter to his burning ear.

    “Hmm,” Rey says. “Would you like to be?”

     

    Or: Ben and Rey go out for waffles, then stay in for soft daddy kink.

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    06 May 2020

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    Mark the DaddyDom!Rey tag. It leads to perfect, lovely gender-fuckery and the loveliest dynamic.

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    It's hard out there for a female Alpha, especially one with Rey's past, but she's worked hard to find her place. Now at 22, she's the owner of the trendiest bar in Vancouver, The Antilles, which is staffed with her best friends and (unfortunately) full of pretentious hipster customers.

    When a mysterious bottle of gin shows up at the bar, Rey sets out to find the person responsible for distilling it, and discover exactly how and why they chose to make it. Because the gin isn't just unusual; it also smells exactly like her.

    randomized prompts: Canadian Craft Gin and A/B/O

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    05 May 2020

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    This is the kind of Reylo I enjoy. First because of a perfectly messy Omega Ben and Alpha Rey. Secondly for the food (drink) porn :D

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    When Jaskier was four, he slipped his mother’s watch and went to the field to gather a bouquet of dandelions. He climbed back into the yard, as stealthy as a child really cared to be, and crept over to the barn. In the barn, lived a secret. (The man he thought his father said the secret was a monster, a plague. His mother said the secret was his sister.)

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    Jaskier comes from a far humbler background, and would really like to know why Yennefer never came back for her youngest brother.

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    20 Mar 2020