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    "What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."

    "Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."

    "Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"

    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    08 Dec 2019

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    It was almost as if Mobei Jun, Lord of the Northern Demon Realm and right-hand man to Demon King Luo Binghe, was trying to — no! Absolutely not! It couldn’t be!

    If Shang Qinghua didn’t know any better, he would think this was Mobei Jun trying to gain his favor!

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    08 Dec 2019

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    Mobei Jun has always been a little weird (demons, you know?) but lately Shang Qinghua has just been completely baffled. Just what is going through Mobei Jun's mind?

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    08 Dec 2019

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    In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    SVGift2018 gift for Evonius

    Shen Qingqiu would like to blame everything on Airplane, please.

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    07 Dec 2019