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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    The result of a pact between WyvernQuill, Pearl09, and I to write Soulmate AUs for the Ineffable Husbands.

    Soulmates share dreams any time they are both asleep. Crowley has spent 6000 years hoping to find his soulmate, but right now, after the Apocalypse has been averted, he'd be happy just to have Aziraphale's love.

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    16 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Aziraphale was trying his best to raise his son on his own, but at a certain point it was difficult to be running the bookshop while also keeping his eyes on Oscar all day. Crowley liked working with children, and children liked him, they’ve just always been drawn to him. A lot of people prefer hiring a female nanny to a male one, and as much as he thinks it’s a little ridiculous, it works out fine for him. He was happy to identify and present as female and tap into his maternal instincts. He’d been wanting to take a job closer to his apartment, but there’s not that many people wanting to hire a nanny in Soho; then he comes across a job advertisement in the local newspaper posted by a Mr. A. Z. Princer. When he meets Oscar, he finds a little girl tired of being told by the world that she's a boy.

    Single Parent! Aziraphale & Nanny! Crowley, Human AU

    Art is by @_vaxxu068 on Twitter and Instagram.

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    16 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Crowley is drunk and rambles to Aziraphale about all the nice things Gabriel said to him before he stepped into the hellfire. Except Gabriel didn't say any of this, and Crowley is a gay disaster.

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    16 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    After the end of the world, or lack thereof, Crowley is faced with the choice to help Aziraphale but at the cost of their entire friendship. What does he do and how does he deal with the fallout? Well you can probably guess for yourself, but still read to find out!

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    13 Oct 2019

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    There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time. 

    Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.

    Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.

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    07 Oct 2019