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    Harry is betrayed. Harry gets a second chance to do it all over again.

    There is just one catch. If Harry gets to keep his memories from his previous life, so does Voldemort.

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    04 May 2021

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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    04 May 2021

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    To every thing there is a season, and a time for every purpose under the heaven.

    Or,

    Sansa gets reborn as Tywin Lannister's youngest daughter, a Lioness of the Rock. She gathers the necessary stones to build and maintain peace and, sometimes, hurls them to kill her enemies.

    But all actions have consequences, for good or worse.

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    03 May 2021

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    28 Apr 2021

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    Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.

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    27 Apr 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO SO SO SO SI PHENOMENALLY EXCELLENT