couchbarnacle



Fandoms

  1. Sherlock (TV) (23)
  2. Cabin Pressure (1)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    33,199
    Works:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    192
  2. Words:
    7,312
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    45
  3. Words:
    66,884
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    41

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
    3 FourLokos
    + 1 peer-pressuring cat
    - 1 best bro to end all best bros
    = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
    Derek is the fool who replies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,064
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    1650
    Kudos:
    12950
    Bookmarks:
    4689
    Hits:
    352891

    04 Apr 2014

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    or, In Which Love is More Important than Donuts.

    Stiles is a forensic tech with the San Diego FBI. He thinks he's been fairly lucky, since he's never had his life threatened, sustained few injuries, and only has to work with his least favorite agent every once in a while.

    And then all of that changes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    7266
    Bookmarks:
    2113
    Hits:
    105509

    11 Oct 2013

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Casting spells, chasing monsters, wooing your coworkers and fucking them in their offices - it's all in a day's work for Stiles Stilinski.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,593
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    4968
    Bookmarks:
    1917
    Hits:
    122433

    30 Aug 2013

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Derek meets Stiles on a Wednesday. He comes in for his usual cup of coffee and somehow walks out with hot chocolate, cinnamon on the top, and no idea what just happened there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,664
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    390
    Kudos:
    5349
    Bookmarks:
    1831
    Hits:
    133947

    26 Aug 2013

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    There was someone in Derek's house. He was on his way back from a hunt, licking blood from his muzzle when he heard the sound of smashing wood coming from inside. Derek snarled quietly, leaping up onto the back deck without a sound. He paused in the doorway to the living room, eyes burning red in the dim light. The boy whacking the wall with a moldy piece of timber was different than the ones who had come before. He wasn't laughing, wasn't enjoying himself as pieces of rotten flew from both the wall and the wood in his hands. He smelled of sadness and desperation and anger, and when the piece of wood in his hands finally splintered the boy sank to his knees and cried.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    6596
    Bookmarks:
    2084
    Hits:
    117658

    23 Aug 2013