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    ‘Okay so you think ghosts are fake but totally think that bigfoot and mothman are real?’ Lance scribbled furiously on the piece of paper in total disbelief.
    ‘Ghosts are total BS, man’ Keith look disinterested.
    ‘This is why you’re single'

     

     

     
    Lance didn’t expect that his summer vacation would be spent at a library arguing with his deaf co-worker about why cryptids totally aren’t real.

    Keith volunteers at a library to keep himself out of trouble while his brother works. The worst part of his day? Explaining to some moron why Mothman is definitely a real entity and why the first moon landing was fake.

    Funny enough, this is the highlight of both of their summers.

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    06 Aug 2019

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    “Hit me with the good news, Pidgey!” Lance cheers, dropping his chin on both of his hands as he stares at Pidge through the glass. His friend rolls her eyes in exasperation before she lazily clicks the right button from her end and speaks.

    “Well, Blue Paladin,” she says slowly through the speaker, “I’m actually quite pleased to announce that you’re still below Red.”

    “What? How come Mullet has more audience than me? I literally have the busiest hour of the day.” Lance scoffs, throwing his hand in the air in annoyance as he starts to pace around the booth. “What does he has that I don’t?”

    “Uh, good content, for one?”

    Lance snaps his head back to the main cabin where instead of just Pidge, he sees now two figures standing behind the glass. Both of them grinning at him smugly. Assholes.

    “Oh, bite me, Mullet!”

    [Or the one where the team has their own radio show inside their college campus and the Laith tag on Twitter slowly turns into a trend whenLance and Keith start flirting thinking the other doesn't mean it. Miscommunication at its best.]

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    06 Aug 2019

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    Working fast food is mind-numbing if you don't find some ways to entertain yourself.
    It helps when you have people you enjoy working with there to help you out.

     

    Or- a series of events that take place at Altea's, a fast food establishment, whose employees have to just find ways to not go crazy.

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    22 Jul 2019

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    “I think,” Lance says, squinting, “he’s a vampire.”

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    22 Jul 2019

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    What kind of luck is it when aliens are probably real, you're sitting in a hospital waiting room, and your childhood idol walks through the sliding doors? Lance decides it's the weird kind - where the universe decides to turn the world upside down on you and say, "Hey. The world can't be upside down. The universe isn't relative to any stationary objects," and then you're stuck trying to figure out how to fix it. (Good thing the universe likes happy endings.)

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    22 Jul 2019