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    What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

    Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.

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    11 Dec 2020

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    It still doesn’t explain why there is a small being manning their store, swinging his legs back and forth like he’s just pleased as punch to be there.

    “What the fuck?” David blurts, and the kid’s eyes blow wide.

    “That’s a bad word,” he whispers.

    “Um…” Fuck, now what? “It… is.” Is he supposed to apologize? Oh my God, is this what parenthood is? Constantly saying sorry for your fuck ups? That you can’t actually call ‘fuck ups’ because your kid will call you out on inappropriate verbiage?

    Or, David and Patrick befriend a single mom and her son. Well, Patrick does. David is still feeling things out.

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    05 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    ‘You limpdick fucking wanker!’ Jaskier shouts and throws a pillow at him. ‘What the hell did you want to marry me for?’ 

    ‘Oh well, I’ve secretly always wanted to be a fucking Countess, and then you went and proposed to me so nicely!’

     

    Geralt and Jaskier bickering and bantering their way across the Continent

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    02 Dec 2020

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    Notting Hill AU, written for the i_k prompt, "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." Arthur owns a quirky hipster science bookstore. Eames is a world-famous mega-celebrity.

    Clearly this calls for a meet-cute.

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    15 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 42

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    There were very few subjects that got Frodo truly angry. One of them was people dog-earing the pages of his books. This was another. In which Merry brags, Pippin doesn't know when to shut up, Boromir is kind of prudish and Frodo is very angry.

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    28 Oct 2020

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