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    “The fuck is your damage,” Neil seethed.

    “That’s my seat,” the blond informed him in a bored monotone.

    “Okay, and?” Neil was incredulous.

    “And, get the fuck up.”

    //\\

    A coffeeshop meet-not-cute

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    4/?
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    77
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    Neil's poor luck over the last couple of years has reached a breaking point with the mother of his child - she's threatening to move his daughter across the country. Between the three jobs, he still isn't making enough to get custody or move with her. Is he desperate enough to effectively sign his soul away to corporate lawyer/monster?

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    4/?
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    81
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    146
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    19
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    1778
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    You know when humanity drops every thing they're doing to try to befriend a feral cat? Andrew and Neil try to befriend feral cats.

    Originally posted August 3, 2016; Reposted August 19, 2018

    Language:
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    592
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1262
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    Neil and Andrew being domestic. Neil and Andrew getting married. Nicky being protective of Andrew, and Neil getting it. Andrew coming to Neil with his fears and Neil loving him through it.

    Originally Published: July 28, 2016; Republished August 17, 2018

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    10
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    450
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    51
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    3996
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    Neil’s current living situation is … complicated.

    Between his roommates’ badass rager parties and his neighbors’ constant barging into his apartment, Neil’s sure he can handle anything junior year throws at him

    That is, until someone leaves a passive-aggressive noise complaint on his door. Unfortunately for the second floor, Neil has skipped the passive and gone full aggressive.

    Or the Neighbors AU featuring post-finals parties, ill-timed fire alarms, and helpful campus squirrels.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    175
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    531
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    58
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    Neil Josten had to drop out of high school when he mother died to take care of his two younger sisters: Laila and Dani. He's 26 and works two jobs, while looking for a third. His sisters want him to slow down and find someone to love him, but he's so busy that he doesn't have time to think about love.

    Andrew Minyard, 34, is the CFO of his parent's company, Walker Minyard. He's dealing with the loose ends that come with a big merger and the drama of a college-aged lover who wants more than he's willing to give. He doesn't want to find love. He's fine with his life that is a balance of work, hanging out with his sister, Renee, and ignoring his brother, Aaron.

    Andrew is enthralled by a blue-eyed man working in a shitty diner. He's snarky and doesn't put up with Andrew's shit the way all of his other lovers have. Neil isn't impressed by the dick with money to blow, and tells him just that.

    Andrew has it all and Neil's never wanted for more than he's had, but now Neil's something Andrew get can't easily get and Andrew's something Neil thought he would never need. Follow along for the ride as these two men find what they weren't looking for in one another.

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    4/52
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    237
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    35
    Hits:
    2429
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    Love in snippets.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    24
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    300
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    Baltimore from Andrew's pov

    “Thank you, you were amazing.”

    The words sent a thrill up Andrew’s spine. No one had ever spoken to Andrew with such conviction before—at least not in a positive light. Whenever foster parents had spit venom at him, Andrew always knew that they were telling the truth. He had always had a knack for knowing when someone was lying to him, and when his foster parents had told him how worthless he was...he knew they weren’t lying. And that was what he deserved. Not a ‘thanks’ spilling from the lips that had never conveyed so much emotion before.

    Andrew was certain that he deserved the opposite of a ‘thanks.’ And Andrew was mad, because he never should have let Neil have this much of an effect on him. What was worse was Andrew didn’t think anyone had thanked him for anything before. There was a reason that they called him a monster, and there wasn’t a moment that Andrew had ever disagreed with the assessment. Andrew knew when people lied to him, and he knew that they were being genuine when they called him a monster.

    Viva la cucaracha or whatever the fuck.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    264
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    26
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    Andrew swallows after hanging up, wincing at the lancing pain that cuts down his throat. It’s the first time in years that he’s called in sick—for anything. Not that he’s sick...he has allergies. He blames the obscene amount of snow blanketing the earth. He must be allergic to the cold. Neil hardly notices, too used to the idea of a city buried in snow. Andrew can hardly stand to look at him from underneath the furry hood of his parka on the best of days.

    If he were back in South Carolina, he would have gone into work like there was nothing wrong with him. Like it was the most normal thing in the world to be sniffling and wincing red-rimmed eyes when sniffing set off his sinus headache.

    That’s impossible where he is now, living with a five-foot-three menace of a man. They picked out a dining set together, needless to say, nothing got by Neil. There is no looking a man in the eye and playing off your weaknesses when he knows that you like the little flowers on your plates because you think it classes up the place. So if he was crowded back into bed as soon as he dragged his concrete legs into the kitchen, well, only he, Neil, and the little blue flowers on their plates had to know.

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    208
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    But god, this model. Andrew shamelessly ogled his lithe body, watching as the muscles worked beneath the skin.

    At least, it was shameless, until he turned around and caught Andrew staring.

    When piercing blue eyes met his own, Andrew was surprised that his cheeks got hot. He wasn’t easily embarrassed, but there he was, blushing like a schoolboy who was caught out staring at other boys for the first time.

    Andrew couldn’t help himself though, this was the most beautiful man he had ever seen.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
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    91
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    315
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    2696
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    It's Neil's birthday and he just wants a lowkey day in. Andrew is happy to oblige him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    146
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1299
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    Rhetoric!major Andrew flirting with Neil

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    3/?
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    109
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    1816
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    for the 200 word prompt: Andreil + sexting

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    2489
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    Set a bit after Painting a Hole's ending! Andrew reflects on his little family :')

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
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    35
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    Andrew and Neil get married on April Fools' Day.

    No one believes them.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
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    682
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    74
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    au where Neil is a professional exy player and Andrew is the unfortunate son of a bitch athletic trainer in charge of patching him up.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    292
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1249
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    I’m just writing Bella/Edythe smut for mine own pleasure.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1554
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    What it says on the tin. Neil gets his first blowjob.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1408
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    Set 11 years after the books. Andrew is injured in-game and doesn't come away unscathed. He is forced to retire and Neil doesn't know how to comfort him, but he loves Andrew and is going to do whatever it takes to find the best way to meet his needs. How do you comfort someone who refuses to acknowledge they need comforting?

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    English
    Words:
    1,001
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1974
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    02: “I think I’m in love with you and that scares the hell out of me.”

    Originally posted 01-15-17; edited 03-11-18

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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