confiscatedretina

Geordi La Forge with a row of flowers in place of his usual gold visor



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  1. Summary

    Friends from alternate universes and planets meet and immediately proceed to put stuff (that was factory made for this purpose!) down their pants. Hooray! Hilariously inappropriate culture clashes, awkward sex, and weird alien biology ensues!

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    When Fred died, a part of George died with him. Angelina found a way to bring back both of them.

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    19 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Violante Malatesta has painted over thirty lions, and believes every one of those lions is flawless. But they're not - they are absolutely appalling lions.

    Katherine de Leon is the lion shapeshifter who won't let Violante get away with it any more.

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    17 Aug 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    He can’t remember when it was that Roadhog started to call the shots. Maybe eight seconds after his first paycheque. Long time ago. Junkrat paid him, technically still does, although the money goes straight into Roadhog’s big, sweaty palm. Technically still his bodyguard. Guards Junkrat’s body from other people, anyway. Junkrat pays him for the privilege of only having one guy beat him up.

    It’s an okay deal.

    In which: Junkrat and Roadhog look out for each other, but they both have their own ideas about what that means.

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    17 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    It takes you a moment to catch up. But then you do, and oh fuck your face burns, because there’s only one time you’ve really sat down and had a conversation with Cronus, and that ended with you bawling your eyes out and his hand down your pants. You almost run for it right then, but, but see, that wasn’t technically his fault at all, it was your fault for being a complete jackass without the smallest shred of self-awareness. He was so patient, he listened to you whine and gave you advice and he actually wanted you there. Cronus is smiling at you, okay, and how long has it been since someone smiled because they were glad to see you? He reminds you so much of Eridan and he’s still smiling at you, and you’re so lonely you’re going to fucking die. So you swallow hard, force your mouth to turn up at the corners, and break the awkward silence with, “Hey.”

    He notices the pause (of course he does, what did you expect?) and says, “What, chief? I don’t bite.” He grins and winks. “Unless you want me to, a’ course.”

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    17 Aug 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    my little brother wrote this
    its beautiful
    i literally made this account just to share it with the world

    a bear finds a portal gun
    this is a transcript

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    27 Jul 2018