colisahotnorthernmess
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- Heroes (TV 2006) (10)
- Minder (TV 1979) (9)
- Lost (TV 2004) (8)
- The Madame Blanc Mysteries (UK TV) (3)
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Arthur's always making Terry do his bidding - it's true that he's hired as his minder, but surely picking up his newspaper and cigars from the newsagent isn't part of the job? Not only that, but Arthur never pays him for it and those little sums add up. So, Terry tries to embarrass Arthur into giving him back a tenner he owes.
A naughty but cute ficlet.
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I had this idea a while back, earlier this year when Dennis Waterman passed away, but I never had the chance to create it up until now. I thought it would be a sweet idea for a comic: Arthur is waiting for Terry at the Pearly Gates with a job proposal - a nice little earner. He just can't let poor old Terry rest, can he?
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"Here," she thrust the dripping paintbrush forward and flung it across John's overall-clad chest, "Have your White bloody Mist!"
Myrna and John have a falling out over colour choice when painting the community centre. It results in a brutal attack with a paintbrush and an unexpected kiss.
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Inspired by a scene in 'The Hotel Inspectors' where Basil finds a way of communicating with his hapless Spanish waiter, Manuel, through picture cards. In this fic, Polly finds that the system is working too well for her liking and misses the chaos caused by Manuel's usual incompetence - so she decides to edit one of the cards.
A cute ficlet.
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You'll Never Find The Answer In The Bottom Of A Glass by colisahotnorthernmess
Fandoms: Hustle
10 Jun 2022
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I've loved Hustle for a very long time, but, surprisingly have never written for the fandom. This year's 'Unconventional Courtship' challenge threw up a prompt which was perfect for a ship I've always liked the idea of.
It's not unusual to see Ash at Eddie's Bar, but it is unusual to see him drinking alone. Actually that's not strictly true - the phrase 'drinking alone' would imply that he's actually consuming the liquor before him, and not just staring at it, peering into the glass of whisky for hours and hoping that the answer to his problems will miraculously present itself. Maybe it will if he looks hard enough.
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Ernie discovers an article in a magazine filled with the public's honest thoughts of Morecambe and Wise. He reads a couple of them... and takes them a little too personally.
Series
- Part 1 of Eric and Ernie Oneshots
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12 Jan 2023
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Четыре (очередных) раза, когда Болдрик ничего не понял, и пятый, когда ему это удалось.
(Англичане, почему вы не зашипперили эту очевидную пару? Они же прекрасны!)
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03 Jan 2023
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"Indiana! What a lovely surprise!"
At the sound of the voice, Henry Jones Sr. had the honor of seeing all the blood drain from his son's face. He turned to see who could cause such a reaction.
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01 Jan 2023
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Ash and Albie settle in for a night of cards and then start to reminisce. Basically pwp.
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25 Dec 2022
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His nurse looks up at him with one perfectly arched eyebrow. "Oh? A nuisance? So I should stop?"
"Well, I don't know about that, my dear," he says. "I'd hate to have you leave me in such...straits."
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24 Dec 2022