colisahotnorthernmess
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I Dreamt of You All the Way From Warsaw by colisahotnorthernmess
Fandoms: Wheeler Dealers RPF
15 Mar 2019
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Mike is as pleased as punch with the rare FSM Syrena he has brought back from Poland; Edd not so much, knowing how hard it will be to source absolutely any spare parts for the car whatsoever. This is a discussion which continues in the bedroom.
"You can be such a bastard, sometimes," Edd hummed into his ear as he slid down over his body, the bed rocking slightly, the headboard clattering against the wall, giving the plasterwork grief - and Mike gasped harshly, biting his lip so that he honestly couldn't answer, as he felt a mouth caressing the outer of his ear in-between sentences. "With some of the basket cases you bring me," he told him.
"I don't mean to do it," he whimpered, becoming a tad shrill.
"And how did you really expect me to find spare parts for a such obscure Communist-era Polish car, Michael? Hen's teeth and all that," came a growl, the grey-haired man clutching at the sheets, covering them both.
He supposed Edd had a point. He usually did.
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Inspired by a comment I saw on the Find It, Fix It, Flog It Facebook page where someone was praising the show but complaining that Simon and Henry were too scruffy and looked like they were both homeless - which is a bit harsh, methinks. But anyway, in my fic, Henry has a good old moan to Simon about it and tries to prove that he's actually quite well-groomed.
"Besides - they must have been talking about you," Si accused, "I always look well turned out - you're the scruffy one, Cole."
"Is that right?" he challenged. "I'll have you know that I manscape!"
"I don't want to know," O'Brien laughed.
"Well, I trim my beard, anyway!"
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Remembering the Way He Blushed in the Cinquecento by colisahotnorthernmess
Fandoms: Italy Unpacked (TV) RPF
08 Mar 2019
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A small, adorable drabble based on the Italy Unpacked episode where the pair drive a Cinquecento.
Locatelli quizzed him, cheekily, as they trundled down the road, "When was the first time you kissed a man in a Fiat 500?"
"About five minutes ago," came a chuckle. "You know that, Giorgio.
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And People Can Think What They Like by colisahotnorthernmess for mcicioni
Fandoms: Italy Unpacked (TV) RPF
05 Mar 2019
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My half of the challenge that me and Mcicioni set one another - our unofficial codas to the first episode of Sicily Unpacked. My slightly angstier version of what developed that night, after strangers become a catalyst in their love life - my yin story to Mcicioni's yang - 'In Vino Veritas'
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An unabashed PWP which involves our darling couple coming back to their hotel suite after a meal with the crew. Giorgio can't get the electricity to work and the lights are out - the room is shrouded in darkness.
"Andr--," he was cut short by a kiss to his lips. It was extremely dark, and he couldn't see a thing, let alone anything other than the silhouette of his partner, but - nonetheless - he closed his eyes as he reciprocated the kiss. It seemed only right.
Recent bookmarks
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Beyond Gibraltar (Four Things Andrew Said to Giorgio and One He Never Did) by mcicioni
Fandoms: Italy Unpacked (TV) RPF
07 Mar 2019
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Five moments in Andrew and Giorgio's voyages, where they discover works of art, dishes from various regions, and developments in their relationship.
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22 Feb 2019
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In Southern Italy, Giorgio and Andrew eat a new dish, visit some ruins, and make a few discoveries.
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30 Jan 2019
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Two men, one cake and a bike chain.
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30 Jan 2019
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One of the definitions of "opposition" is "a difference that has distinctive features and produces meaning". Andrew and Giorgio discuss this notion.
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17 Jan 2019
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The chimes have rung out and love is in the air, except for Guy, but he doesn't want any of it anyway...
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29 Dec 2018