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    Rose Lalonde was not having a good day.

    For one thing, she'd woken up with a vile headache despite the fact she hadn't had a damn thing to drink the night before. It had meandered around from her left to right temple and then settled behind her right eye, pulsing like a rotten tooth, and then proceeded to send glittering scotomata drifting across her vision.

    Then the voices started, and she knew she was in for it. This didn't happen often, thank fuck, but when it did it took ages to get the stains out of the carpet. She curled up and waited for the floor to go soggy and the planes and angles of the room to skew out of euclidean alignment, and somewhere in the very back of her mind admitted to herself that despite the physical unpleasantness associated with her...attacks...there was just a tiny bit of exhilaration in the feeling of raw power flowing through her.

    At which point it had all gone weird.

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    He would have been perfectly fine if it weren't for the fact that the bloody eel had had a bloody mate. The irony of this was not entirely lost on Orphaner Dualscar, perennially matespritless and currently picking needlelike eel teeth out of his left-side opercula. To add insult to injury, he'd not managed to hold on to the first eel when its better half attacked him, so dinner tonight was going to be whatever his crew could scrounge up from the diminishing stores. All the jokes about weevils were wearing rather thin.

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    He is the first person to touch you gently since before you were turned into a ship, and you are surprised at how much this matters. When he first came to see you you'd noticed his size and not much else, but when he touched your inflamed ports and made a low rumbling noise of disapproval you had winched up your attention and realized that he was being careful with you, in a way you had forgotten was possible.

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    AHCOD fill. Non-SB/SG AU, trolls and humans living together, not petstuck. Dave is a DJ living alone and working on a photo series of the city at night. Cronus is a troll providing negotiable affection for xenobiology fanciers, once fairly pricy, now fallen on hard times. They discuss socioeconomic injustice, among other things.

    Then Cronus doesn't show up to work. And Dave's creepy boss is extra creepy. And Dave learns that weapons-grade pathos is not a thing reserved for Broadway musicals, after all.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    54
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    465
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    She's lounging in the chair at the head of the table, red boots propped on the edge, grinning that predator's grin. Stripped to her shirtsleeves, black mane tumbling over her shoulders, she laces her fingers behind her head and regards Dualscar's man for just long enough to be really worrying before saying "Well? Why are you taking up space on my ship and dripping on my deck?"

    He doesn't have a hat, but if he did, he'd be twiddling it anxiously in his hands right now. You go on sewing tiny neat stitches into the rip in her coat's lining, but you are listening hard.

    "It's my Cap'n, yer 'onor," he tells the deck.

    "What is?" Mindfang is enjoying herself so obviously that you start to feel echoes of it rippling along the link she's forged for herself into your head.

    "He's...hurt bad, marm. Terrible bad."

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    152
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    19
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    Karkat, rebel leader, makes an unsettling discovery during a supply-ship raid: a purple seatroll, disgraced, miserable, and massively gravid.

     

    It's hard to not stare at the huge mound of his belly. "It's gonna take us a couple nights to get back to the base. You're gonna have to stay in here. Please for all fuck's sake do not lay eggs on my bunk or I will have to flip my shit so hard the fucking ship's gyros will explode."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    Spring semester at Anningley offers new and exciting challenges including Lightboard M, deep and meaningful interpersonal conversations, skulls, yet more theater parties, and Dave Strider's storied cool being shaken to its foundations.

    THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. My apologies to anyone who has been patiently waiting for an update, but this one is not going to be continued.

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    8/?
    Comments:
    91
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    461
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    62
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    Of all the people she could have chosen with whom to be shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island, Eridan Ampora ranked approximately #1,000.

    Unfortunately, the other 999 turned out to have prior commitments, and Rose finds herself attempting practicality and resourcefulness under extremely trying circumstances while dealing with an obnoxious purple troll's ongoing commentary.

    Part of the Ampora H/C On Demand series, which for convenience's sake I'm going to file under HHCOD. Request was for Eridan and one of the human kids in a survival situation, complete with as many clichés as I pleased.

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    1/1
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    307
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    54
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    An older HHCOD fill: Kanaya is having difficulty with her transformation into rainbowdrinkerdom, finding that her lurid novels have skipped over the messy bits, and Karkat notices. And in inimitable Karkatian fashion, does something about it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    329
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    41
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    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    185
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    17
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    The Psiioniic watches the Signless's execution, and reflects. Not nice, not fun. Short and mildly gory. What was it all even for?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    HHCOD/AHCOD fill story. Eridan has reasons for wearing a black sweater and heavy scarf in the middle of summer; they're not very good reasons, of course, but he has them. Karkat is the goddamn master of self-castigation. And Feferi has a bomb-ass hat.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    184
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    14
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    AHCOD request ficlet: Eridan damages himself by accident with one of his guns.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    261
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    32
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    "you know what this ship needs? a moulin rouge crossover."

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    1/1
    Comments:
    40
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    164
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    Ampora H/C request ficlet: what if Eridan got caught in the troll equivalent of an oil spill?

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    1,960
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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    378
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    51
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    5010
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    HHCOD request ficlet: Eridan, desperate, finds himself the subject of someone else's one-night stand

    I would like to thank: asukaskerian, rainbowbarnacle, vastderp, roachpatrol for useful input on this one

    enjoy

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    10
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    25
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    "When Eridan is just kinda sick, he bitches and moans about it constantly. When he's really and truly ill, though, he shuts up and pretends that he's fine--showing too much weakness would just make him look like a good candidate for culling. It's fucking dangerous."

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    1,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    366
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    47
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    6594
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    Post-Blue Light Burning; a brief vignette in Equius' hive. The dark-season storms are coming on again, and bring with them memories of drowning--and of rescue--that are slow to fade. A great many things have changed for both Equius and Eridan since the wind last whined around the coast on this particular rising note.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2715
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    The second time he dropped the carrier bag containing that semester’s final project, Sollux became convinced that someone or something truly did have it in for him and he wasn’t imagining things. (The first time he could have put down to random chance; the second time, involving as it did a puddle of opaque grey-brown streetwater and an ominous crack from inside the bag, definitely counted as the iron fist of fucking Nemesis.)

    Mostly gen, but heading toward pale.

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    English
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    2,148
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    165
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    12
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    On the meteor, Rose, Dave, Kanaya, Terezi, and Karkat find themselves passing through a series of hooked-together dreambubbles inhabited by some utterly inexplicable grubs. Grubs that squeak and fuss and cling and chew holes in their clothes. Grubs who resemble to a distressing extent trolls whom the meteor-dwellers killed or were killed by, but essentially grubs who need someone to see to them, even in dreambubbles out of time.

    THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

    Language:
    English
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    6,895
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    426
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    5718

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