coincidental_penalties
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- Glee (15)
- White Collar (3)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
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Finn and Kurt find themselves unexpectedly kidnapped and held hostage by two of the most inept separatists Ohio has to offer. From the old-fashioned use of ether to lack of bathroom provisions, the kidnappers provide ample opportunity for Kurt and Finn to turn the tables. Plots are foiled and secrets are revealed as the boys work to free themselves from this absurd situation.
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Everyone thinks Kurt Anderson has it all: successful career as a Tony-winning costume designer, gorgeous loft in Manhattan's trendy Astor Row neighborhood, loving husband with a booming practice in couple's counseling. In reality, Kurt’s life is barely held together with a web of lies, misery, and prescriptions. On the advice of a friend, Kurt rents a house in upstate New York to take a break and put things in perspective, only to find that his life only looks more miserable from a distance. Sinking deeper and deeper into depression, Kurt is considering ending it all when he gets a letter in the mail, postmarked one week ago. The return address says only ‘Finn Hudson’, which is impossible, since the man died a decade ago.
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Approximate Knowledge of Paris by coincidental_penalties, watchforwalkers
Fandoms: White Collar
08 Nov 2015
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14 years ago, Neal Burke’s namesake died. 12 years ago, his parents visited Paris for their anniversary and came back pregnant with Neal’s sister Katie. One year ago, Neal found his father’s file on Nathan Moreau, containing a copy of Katie’s birth certificate and an address for Mr. Moreau. Two hours ago, with forged passports declaring them Sped and Lonni Earlsterday and Wiffle Podack—Theo isn't great at aliases yet—Neal, Katie, and their cousin Theo Berrigan boarded a flight for Paris to track down the mysterious Mr. Moreau. In approximately 15 minutes, Neal, Katie, and Theo will find themselves in the middle of an international art heist.
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Thankgiving Guest by coincidental_penalties, watchforwalkers
Fandoms: Glee, White Collar
05 Jul 2015
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The statute of limitations in New York state runs out in three years.
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- Part 2 of Pink Diamond
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Study of Horse and Bull by coincidental_penalties, watchforwalkers
Fandoms: Glee, White Collar
04 Jul 2015
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For the last 10 years, Kurt Hummel has led a double life. On paper, he's the managing editor at Vogue and a respected name in the world of fashion journalism. Behind the scenes, he's one of the world's most successful thieves of high-end couture. When Kurt discovers that his step-brother Finn, an FBI agent in New York's White Collar Crime division, is now the agent assigned to catch Kurt—or at least, to catch the Pink Diamond, Kurt's criminal sobriquet—he finds himself having to balance his felonious past with their changing relationship. As Kurt considers leaving the criminal life behind, his violent and Picasso-obsessed former lover and mentor, the Silver Fox, is hot on the trail of a mysterious lost Picasso. Can Kurt help Finn and his partner, Agent Natalie Beck, stop the Silver Fox without Kurt revealing his own secret identity and without putting Finn’s life in danger?
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- Part 1 of Pink Diamond
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