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    A love story told in food, puppies, and the occasional misunderstanding.

    Also, kangaroos.

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    What you do when there are no more worlds to conquer.

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    16 Oct 2021

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    Revenge is sweet.

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    15 Oct 2021

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    Luthor Family Values.

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    15 Oct 2021

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    from: trent.crimm@theindependent.co.uk
    to: lassoteed@yahoo.com
    subject: Re: what the heck spell check

    Coach Lasso,

    I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.

    I wish you all the best in the season.
     
    -Trent Crimm
    +44 3032 723956
    trent.crimm@theindependent.co.uk
    The Independent
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    30 Aug 2021

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    Mobius looks down at the paperwork, gets a sort of flustered farmboy look on his face, looks back up at Loki and says, “You offered to give a cop fellatio in the middle of Central Park.”

    “I obviously didn’t know he was a cop,” Loki says, though he did, he just didn’t know he was an undercover vice cop. “It’s not illegal to engage in a bit of mutually agreed-upon oral sex.”

    “It is when you do it in Central Park,” Mobius tells him, “and when you charge fifty bucks.”

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