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  5. Summary

    In which John and Lestrade begin to date, and Sherlock inserts himself into the situation in various ways.

    Also available as a single multi-chaptered document.

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  1. Rec 16

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    David shows Patrick his bag of dicks.

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    15 Aug 2019

  2. Rec 36

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    David has a few questions for Patrick regarding what he's looking for in their new relationship. Set between 4x1 and 4x2.

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    27 Jul 2019

  3. Rec 49

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    Patrick has a calendar. He puts David on it.

    They keep their appointments.

    Then they do more scheduling.

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    19 Jul 2019

  4. Rec 94

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    He looks up to catch David watching him, a soft smile on his face, golden-cast in the warm light that’s suddenly filling the office, dust motes wheeling a scintillating symphony around him, and Patrick can’t help but let slip a kind of hushed, reverent, what are you?

    In the space of a second, the room is back to normal. Almost as if he’d dreamed it. David cocks his head, puzzled, evidently considering the question. “Hungry,” he decides.

    AU. One fateful night, Patrick meets a boy who’s literally out of this world. Unfortunately, winning David Rose’s heart involves entirely too much paperwork – but the pen is mightier than the sword, and by god does Patrick know how to use it.

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    24 Jun 2019

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    22 Jun 2019