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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Written for Saturnalia 2013, the wildcard prompts were "waffles, kitten, pillow, outlast, tuxedo". My mind seized upon "kitten" and, well, let's just say that there is more schmoop in here than you can poke a stick at. (I mean, just look at the title.)

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    20 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Forget about the last four seasons; let's go back to the beginning, when everything was less complicated. Written for the ficmemething on Paradox about how Sheldon and Penny's first date might turn out.

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    19 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Amy and Penny take 'experimenting with lesbianism' to a whole new literal stage. The challenge was Penny/Amy/Sheldon and at least one of the following twenty-four prompt words: electrodes, texting, Skype, bestie, boy, friend, ties, sweaters, legs, quarks, tests, masturbation, toothbrushes, neural, penis, envy, partners, slut, sleepovers, rock, games, skin, books, orange. As I am ludicrously masochistic, I decided I was going to try to include them all, and did.

    Warning for mild dub-con that turns out to be genuinely consensual.

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    19 Sep 2018

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    When I was eighteen years old, I made a decision. I was not going to live the same life that my sister was living, or that my mother had been living, or even my Gran. So, after one semester of community college, I decided that Omaha just wasn't going to cut it for me. I packed my clothes, took the remaining money I had from graduation, got into my shitty red Volkswagen and left Nebraska for good.

    Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

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    17 Sep 2018

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    Tritter's case against House still depends on subpoenaed testimony from Wilson. To save House from losing everything, the doctors of PPTH decide on an unusual solution, which in turn leads to unexpected consequences. This is a story about the sacrifices we make that turn out not to be such great sacrifices after all. (Contains spoilers for everything up to and including "Merry Little Christmas.")

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    08 Sep 2018