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  1. Rec *

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    AU. Harry is five inches tall and can't remember how he got that way, but maybe with Louis' help they can work it out.
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    Louis stares. “You’re five inches tall,” he says finally.

    “I am about that.” The tiny man agrees.

    “You’ve been making strange noises and scaring the shit out of me.”

    “I’m sorry.” The tiny man winces.

    “You’ve been breaking my things.”

    “Not on purpose.”

    That voice is disconcertingly deep, and Louis keeps wanting to look up and find the fully grown person that it must surely be coming from. He takes a deep breath and moves onto the next impossible point.

    “You’ve been riding my rabbit,” he says.

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    30 Oct 2016

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    England, 1897.  

    English Professor Louis Tomlinson’s passion for the occult has been a source of mockery and derision for most of his life. When he hears whispers of a travelling freak show newly established in London claiming the existence of a monstrous sea hybrid, half-man, half-fish, Louis sees it as his ticket to credibility amongst his peers. The summer he spends undercover working on the show, however, gives him much more than that.

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    30 Aug 2016

  3. Rec 81

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    Louis wasn't looking for love.

    Harry found him anyway.

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    22 Mar 2015

  4. Rec 16

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    Harry is blind, happy and naive. He likes apples and bananas, and his cat Lily.
    Louis is a future teacher and protects Harry from everything bad. He meets Harry unexpectedly and he wouldn´t change that moment for anything.
    They try to survive.

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    22 Jan 2015

  5. Rec 79

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    Harry is young and broken.
    Louis doesn't know what the hell he should do.
    Zayn doesn't understand how Louis has ended up in this mess.
    Niall and Liam can't help but get dragged into it.
    But when Harry's life is so obviously in danger, how can any of them walk away?

    In other words- Harry is a prostitute but not by choice. Louis wants to heal him whilst trying to ignore the feeling in his chest when he looks at him. Zayn is exasperated with everyone. And Niam just don't like violence- well, Liam doesn't. That Irish bastard is always up for a good fight.

    An AU inspired by the song 'Little Lady' by Ed Sheeran and Mikill Pane.

    Polish translation - http://clumsy-weirdo.tumblr.com/post/93388916115/ybl <3

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    19 Jan 2015