clottedcreamfudge

Do you ever think about the alphabet? Who decided that 'b' comes after 'a'? It's arbitrary and I'm FREAKING OUT



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  1. Teen Wolf (TV) (9)
  2. Stargate SG-1 (1)

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    Harry has too much to do, and Draco, too little. The solution? Hire him, of course. Who knew Draco Malfoy would be such a perfect personal assistant?

    (Or: In which Harry is messy and Draco saves lives by doing excellent admin. - Courtesy of Jen)

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    14 Oct 2019

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    I BURN, I PINE, I PERISH

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    This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.

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    14 Oct 2019

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    Dense boys being dense

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    So Graves has been a little stingy with his personal life around the workplace- but the lack of faith his aurors have in his relationship status is a little insulting

    Or; five times no one believed Graves was married and one time they realized he was telling the truth

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    19 Sep 2019

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    In which Sirius just wants a bit of fun, James fancies himself awfully clever, Peter won't be brewing any potions, and Remus would rather not get shouted at by McGonagall again, thank you very much.

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    19 Sep 2019

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    He thought about the way Harry looked at him, smiled at him; about the way Draco’s head was nearly always full of him, all day every day, and about the way Draco sometimes deliberately went to bed still smelling of him, refusing to acknowledge what it meant – because he already fucking knew what it meant. What all of it meant.

    And then Draco decided, fuck it, he was going to risk it. They were going to risk it together, Harry and Draco.

     Smuffy little piece written for the universal darling's birthday celebrations!

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    19 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DAT ART THO