clottedcreamfudge

Do you ever think about the alphabet? Who decided that 'b' comes after 'a'? It's arbitrary and I'm FREAKING OUT



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    A bunch of fics/ficlets based on Will Tudor as Prince Henry, because he lives in my head completely goddamn rent-free.

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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    Alex could have walked out of the Williamsburg apartment at any time. Instead, he decides to sign up to twelve months of Henry.

    OR

    Alex makes a rash decision and Henry inexplicably runs with it.

    (The "accidental housemates" AU that literally no-one asked for). NOW WITH ART - CH7 and CH12

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    14 Dec 2021

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    Patrick doesn’t respond correctly - because Patrick has never once responded correctly to David being horrible. He just takes another sip of tea, and fucking smiles again. 
    “What?” David snaps.
    “Nothing, I just-”
    He stops, mouth still open, sound still somewhere in his throat. Then he laughs again. It’s quieter this time, more to himself, like he’s surprised himself with it. It’s infuriating, and it’s adorable, and David doesn’t get it. 

    Or, five times Patrick almost said "I love you", and one time David said it first.

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    13 Dec 2021

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    Through the years, these two will be together.

    A lifetime of Christmas parties spent at the kids’ table.

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    13 Dec 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    There’s coffee in one of David’s hands, and a bag of fabric in the other, and he’s rushing down the hallway because he’s running late, and he might not make it, but there’s a hand that holds the door for him so he can slip in, just in time.

    He knows who it is before he even sees their face.

    (A David/Patrick neighbors au)

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    09 Dec 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 84

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    Patrick, fresh off ending his engagement, is desperate to not be around people this Christmas. It seems like a long shot that the owner of this cottage, in a town neither he nor anyone he knows has ever heard of, is also looking for an eleventh-hour escape over the holidays, but ... there's this pull in his gut that he's curious about.

    The Holiday AU, part of the Frozen Over festival

    *Update 24/12/21: I couldn't help it. I've added two small extra bits to chapter six. It's been bugging me - nothing is actually changed, just a kind of director's cut.

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    08 Dec 2021