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    Everyone knows if you don’t ignore about seventy-five percent of the crap that comes out of Stiles’s mouth on a daily basis, you’d never get anything done besides going completely insane.

    Or: Derek totally misses the baby hints and ends up in hot water.

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    13 Jan 2018

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    “He’s an 11, Stiles,” she says glancing toward Derek, who is a few meters away, saying hi to some people Stiles doesn't know, and filling a red cup with beer. “That’s the kind of guy who ruins the scale for all men. The scale is broken. Now all you can do is stick out your ass and hope for the best.”

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    11 Dec 2017

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    “Go to sleep Stiles,” he mumbles.

    Sleep.

    Sleep?

    They are naked, like, completely naked. As in Stiles’ naked dick is now pressed right up against Derek’s naked thigh. Sleep? Stiles may be exhausted and hungover, but sleep is impossible.

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    18 Nov 2017

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    “Hey,” Stiles says during breakfast the next morning, as Derek lets an omelet slide onto his plate. “You do realize you keep falling asleep right after sex, right?”

    In which Derek's dick is a (metaphorical) snooze button.

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    16 Nov 2017

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    This isn't exactly what Stiles had in mind when he suggested a little light bondage.

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    26 Oct 2017