chronicallyHaughty

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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    What should have been just another day in hunting down degenerate family members got flipped on its head the moment Hanzo arrived. He didn't know if he should be proud or dismayed that he drove the remaining members of the Shimada clan to call on Talon for help, but it was certainly making things harder. Now there were grand plots and diabolical egos to consider. Exhausting.

    Though not nearly as much as having to continually cross paths with a Mystery Man apparently chasing down the same leads.

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    30 Jul 2019

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    They say life isn't like the movies.

    Well, partner, they ain't never worked for Overwatch.

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    11 Jul 2019

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    Overwatch takes an extended mission undercover in a coffee shop in the heart of Seattle, a prime location to stake out their current targets. McCree's not one for the big city or fancy coffee, but the work needs doing, and it's not like anyone outside Overwatch will get it done. It should be a straightforward, if tedious, mission.

    Then Hanzo Shimada complicates things by walking in, unaware, for want of a simple mocha.

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    11 Jul 2019

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    Every plant is unique. They need love and care in the right environment to grow. Give them what they need, and they will flourish.

    McCree and Hanzo are a lot like plants. Big, stubborn, root bound plants.

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    11 Jul 2019

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    It’s October first, and it’s all come down to this.

    The cake is perfect. He’s been waiting for this moment all year, since the previous baking competition. This is his chance at redemption, at reclaiming the crown of the best baker in the county. It’s a title only the winner of the county fair can hold. He’s waited a year and spent hours upon hours at work. Early mornings and late nights, scrapped ideas and tons of flour and sugar went into his masterpiece. It’s all led to him to standing here, awaiting the announcement of the winners.

    This year, it’s going to be Hanzo. Last year’s winner - his rival, his nemesis - is going down. Hanzo’s not going to let his mortal enemy take the crown for a third year in a row.

    What kind of name is Jesse McCree, anyways?

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    11 Jul 2019