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  1. Rec 33

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    The Winchesters have never been hunters. Theirs is a line of godly, righteous men, Men of Letters, stretching all the way back to Adam. And everything is different, except for all the things that are the same.

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    12 Jul 2018

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    It takes the combined strength of Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie to drag Hela onto the Grandmaster’s ship, though Loki gets a split lip for his trouble and Hela’s nails leave deep gouges in the leather of Thor’s vambraces.

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    11 Jul 2018

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    "How much do you know about legends?" the man asked abruptly.

    Brian shrugged. "There's lots. They involve magic."

    "No, they involve fear."

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    10 Jul 2018

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  4. Rec 30

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    King Riddle needs a bride, and he has declared he will marry whoever is smart enough and strong enough to solve his magical riddle.

    Written for the Tomione Fest, hosted by the Tomione fanfics Facebook group. Tied for the winner of Best AU, and tied for the runner-up of Best Cover Art.

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    30 Jun 2018

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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