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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    In which Wuxian and Wangji indulge in a little bit of gay rebellion, as a treat.

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    18 Dec 2020

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    After spending a semester abroad with Wei Ying, Lan Zhan is resigned to never seeing him again. But a surprise text message may change all that.

    (In which Wei Ying and Lan Zhan develop a text correspondence during their senior year of high school, and Lan Zhan is in serious danger of developing Feelings.)

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    13 Dec 2020

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    13 Dec 2020

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    Lan Zhan blinked, and pushed his wet hair off his forehead as he slid off his surfboard and stood upright. Wei Ying was standing on the beach, holding a pair of sandals and staring out, his sand-covered bare feet carefully out of reach of the actual water. There was a strange, mournful twist to his mouth that faded when he saw that he wasn’t alone, replaced by a warm smile. “Lan Zhan, is that you?”

    “Mn,” he replied, and walked up to meet him there in the middle of the sand. Privately, he thought, who else would it be?

    Wei Ying laughed. “I thought so, but I wasn’t sure. You looked good out there.”

    the "almost everybody lives in a small beach town" au

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    13 Dec 2020

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    “I should’ve kept a journal,” Wei Wuxian mused, unashamedly stalling. “Documented my descent into degeneracy, and all that. I could’ve left it hidden under a rock, or something, until some lucky fellow found it. It would’ve caused so much of a stir, maybe it would’ve ended up in the forbidden Lan library, eh, Lan Zhan?” When Lan Wangji didn’t respond, Wei Wuxian rolled over onto his stomach and added, “Or maybe...underneath the second young master’s floorboards?”

    Lan Wangji gave him a Look. So, under the floorboards with the contraband alcohol, definitely.

     

     

    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are asked to investigate a demonic cultivator. They end up finding his journal.

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    10 Aug 2020