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  1. Rec 15

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    He'd always known exactly what to do with Malfoy.

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    A.ka the notorious Bitch series.

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    “I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

    “Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.” 

    “Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

    “Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.

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  4. Rec 80

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    Kuroo blinks at him, his eyes looking like they’re about to bug out of his skull. “So, what, you want to tell your fans you’re dating me?! Why?"
    “Just tweet about it and make a video or two,” Kenma says. “It doesn’t have to be for long, either. I just, I want to see what it would be like if I were actually dating someone, so I could know whether to make it public or not. And I want to make my fans freak out just a little bit. I don’t know, think about it like one of your experiments.” / YouTuber Kenma wants to see what would happen if his fans think he's dating someone, so he enlists his best friend Kuroo to pretend to be his boyfriend - and ends up having a crisis of his own.

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  5. Rec 49

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    Kenma slaps himself on the head, almost in hopes that it’ll reset his brain somehow, but the annoying song doesn’t leave his head. So how does he know it? How is it stuck in his head? 

    Oh. /Oh./

    This must be Kenma’s first hearing, and apparently his soulmate is the most obnoxious asshole on the planet. Kenma groans, hitting his head against his desk. He’s totally screwed, isn’t he? / In which Kozume Kenma can hear the music his soulmate is listening to, and is determined to find him so he can yell at him to improve his music taste.

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