chaoticmitochondria



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  1. Summary

    The Alternia in this AU is post-usurpation of the Condense, and all the trolls are their canonical ages by the end of Homestuck to match their kid counterparts. All 12 Beta trolls grew up as a close group without SGRUB on Alternia. They were all involved, in some manner or form, to Kanaya’s plans to defeat the Condense and change trollian society. Kanaya's name as Empress is Her Imperial Pacifism, hence the title of the series.

    And Earth? You'll see ;]

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    I have a LOT written out for this AU. I by whim posted a story I wrote from it and an encouraging response pushed me to show more! So, stay tuned, for sure.

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    What would happen if Ganondorf wasn't the real villain of BOTW? What if he was simply a Gerudo king with a talent for magic, looking for an alliance with Hyrule, destined to carry the Calamity in his soul- but raised by Urbosa, who prevented this, unleashing the Calamity upon Hyrule? What if Ganon was locked inside the castle with Zelda, holding off the Calamity for 100 years, preventing Link from losing his memories?
    Oh yeah, and his spell to make all the monsters less dangerous makes them want to fuck things instead of kill them. So there's that. Link is not going to be happy.

    (Chapters tagged in titles, for those of you who only skim tags when it's this long, like me)

    Currently on hiatus due to real life difficulties. Thank you for your patience.

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    13 Jan 2021

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    Of course Draco’s orgasm hits him right as Potter does the one thing he’s not supposed to do. Of fucking course.

    Or, the blood curse lingering over the Malfoys has landed on Draco, and he’s doomed to get knocked up by the first cock that gets inside his cunt. Just his luck that cock ends up being Harry Potter’s.

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    12 Jan 2021

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    Harry and Draco have sex. Very, very slowly. Seriously, this is, like, 3K of penetration.

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    11 Jan 2021

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    Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!

    So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.

    (An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)

    But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.

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    10 Jan 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    There’s a boy stealing plums from the garden below the balcony Katsuki’s lounging at for the night.

    Correction.

    There’s a boy stealing plums, very badly, from the garden below the balcony Katsuki’s lounging at for the night.

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    09 Jan 2021

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