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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Coming back for 8th year was difficult for many, but none as much as Casseopia Malfoy.

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    04 Dec 2018

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  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    No one -- friends, family, or coworkers -- understands why Teddy and James are together. It doesn’t bother Teddy. It does bother James.

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    28 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    My father must never hear about any of this.

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    25 Sep 2017

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    I have thing to tell you, small leather bound book. But firstly, I must make it clear that my father must never hear of any of this. Ever.
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    On the bright side, I gave Davies some sort of skin condition (apart from her acne I mean) because I said the incantation wrong and no one can cure her.
    Serves her right.
    But now I can’t ask her if it is rude to shower immediately after my new (mudblood) friend touches me.
    Bollocks.
    Will settle for discreet scorgify charm.
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    ...Is eating what appears to be a blood lollipop. Inch away from her; inadvertently inch toward Harmony.
    Harmony takes this as sign I want to ‘talk’ to her about my ‘romantic feelings’ for ‘Harry’.
    Flounder for a minute. Wonder who Harry is.
    Oh. Right. Potter has a first name.
    I am an idiot.
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    Hogsmeade village is rather unimpressive, to be honest. I doubt a single person here is of proper blood.
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    Older-Granger (Harmony? Hillary? Something with an H and a Y) came to visit sister. Managed to shut her up. Think I love her.
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    Am too afraid to go into dorm because Nott is there. Am hanging out with Mini-Granger in the common room.
    Asked her who gave her the polka dots.
    She gave them to herself. For fun.
    Merlin’s balls.
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    Mini-Granger/Rosie thinks she is funny. Am inclined to agree.
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    And doing what she says, because without her hair unrestrained she looks a bit like an angry grizzly bear and could quite possibly eat me with her gigantic teeth. Rosie read that over my shoulder and is giggling like a loon.
    There is a funny feeling in my chest. I am either happy or having a heart attack. Will find out in morning.
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    Harmony also informed me yesterday that there are more books about Middle Earth. She’s sending home for them to give to me. I love her. Will never insult her blood-status again. Probably.
    Even though her furry sister tossed me out a window.
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    Is it bad that I visualised my father as Lady Galadriel while reading the Fellowship of the Ring?
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    Harmony gave me a knowing look as I went past her.
    Stupid mudblood. Just because she smuggles me muggle books, Harmony thinks we are friends. We kind of are. I don't even know.
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    Hogwarts Castle got sick of us roaming around inside of her (is castle a her? Felt like a her when I was inside of her. Merlin’s beard that sounds wrong I did not have sex with the Hogwarts Castle).
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    ...Snape is v. confused. “Ten… points… from…Slytherin?” it comes out a question...
    Note: must… ask…Snape…why… he… talks…so…slowly.
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    Rosie is sitting next to me, singing and patting that big shaggy mutt. She has named it ‘Hubert’. Mutt does not seem to mind. Small hairy mudblood is starting to read this over my shoulder. She says, “You have horrible grammar.”
    Stare at her. Ask, “What exactly is ‘grammar’?”
    Rosie stares back. Says with disgust, “Purebloods.”
    Mutt whines at her. Say to them both, “Shut up.” Can feel funny feeling on back of neck. Look over shoulder. Scream. Dive behind shrub. Manage not to knock self out. Self deserves a pat on the back.
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    Am Christmas shopping for ‘friends’...
    Debated getting something for Potter; decided it would be too weird. Also, am terrified of rejection.
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    Finally, I found it. Me: “Don’t even the muggles want, you Potter? Can’t blame them, really.”
    No. No. No. NO. Shit. THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY.
    Potter: “Insecure. Yeah, kind of seeing it now.”
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    ...because I ran into door trying to escape fire that tiny scary mudblood started and almost knocked myself out. Almost.
    Am v. proud.
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    Potter: “Um, that’s…that’s…I really don’t know what to say. To that. What to say in reply to what you said.”
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    Am going to go, and put this fucking book away for once so I can concentrate on what I’m doing instead on concentrating on writing down what I’m doing.

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    James has a crush. Scorpius has two. And Teddy? Well, he’s always had a lot of love to give.

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    10 Aug 2017

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  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Harry and Snape try having realistic sex.

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    03 Aug 2017

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