Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
“You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.”
In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.
While working undercover in the same nunnery, Crowley helps Aziraphale with a little fantasy of hers.
World War II is raging; Aziraphale decides to become a field medic.
Crowley thinks that's a really bad idea, so he goes ahead and one-ups the angel with a really bad idea of his own.
“Guys?” He called out. “Sir Jophiel of the Table Round here. Can anyone fetch me the Black Knight?”
One of the shadows stepped closer and gestured for them to come along.
“Cool,” Jophiel commented, deadpan. He turned to his squire. “Guess we’re following weird men inside mysterious woods today.”
Only a few steps ahead, though, another man appeared – standing ramrod straight and clad in black armour from head to toe.
“Hello!” Said a surprisingly familiar voice. He cleared his throat, his tone suddenly dropping a full octave. “You have sought the Black Knight, oh foolish one!”
The angel didn’t bat an eye. “Aziraphale, what the hell are you doing under there?”
Snapshots of their life together after they’ve saved the world.
Crowley moans behind closed lips, an honest-to-God full body shiver breaking through him. The angel’s burning eyes pin him down, stronger than any heavenly rope.
He should ask what’s going on. He should open his mouth and tell Aziraphale this is all well and good (very good) but this is not the time for this kind of thing. He should.
Instead, when he’s able to focus his snake eyes on the angel again, he licks his lips and says, “Do it again.”
Crowley has three things no other demon has: an imagination, an issue to solve, and a very indulgent angel.
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