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    Turns out, despite the vast emptiness of space, and the worryingly illusory protection offered even by Starfleet's finest vessel, and the sheer likelihood of being taken out by an unexpected cosmic event (sure, those nebulae look pretty now but up-close they're just a disaster waiting to happen) and/or Klingon attack (McCoy's sure it's going to happen any day now) and/or new and fatal alien disease (probably sexually transmitted; probably Kirk's fault), life on the Enterprise isn't as far off a village as you might expect.

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    She pulled a piece of paper from her pocket, the textured surface unfamiliar. "'We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind.' It doesn't matter that we don't know what happened in the past. The first Atlantis expedition may have been lost, their mission never achieved, but we're here now, and we're carrying out that mission."

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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    For reeby10 who wanted John and Rodney on a stargazing date! I was happy to oblige. Written for the 2018 SGA Secret Santa.

    escriveine contributed heroic beta work and half the best lines; this story wouldn’t be anywhere near the thing it is without her.

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    29 Jul 2020

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    Dr. Herbert Rush didn't much like the look of the sergeant.

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    02 May 2020

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    On May 7, 2013, the sixty-eighth anniversary of Steve Rogers’s death, the war record of the 23rd Headquarters Special Troops was declassified. Overnight, their work in World War II became public knowledge: a “Ghost Army” that deceived and terrorised Axis forces with phantom troops, decoy inflatables, spoofed radio signals, professionally recorded sound effects—and the myth of Captain America himself. 

    Steve Rogers never got the serum. He doesn't have superhuman abilities. What he has is a paintbrush, some stage props, a stomach full of spite, and a Bucky Barnes.

    It's enough.

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    25 Apr 2020

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    Becca Barnes is eight years old, and her big brother can do no wrong.

    The events of the two Captain America movies, from the perspective of one of the sisters Bucky leaves behind.

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    14 Apr 2020

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    Michael stares at Kyle. “But I’m a guy! How can I be pregnant?”

    Kyle looks embarrassed. “Well, you appear to have a fully functioning set of female reproductive organs—or, I mean, like, the kind of reproductive organs that are associated with a double X-chromosome in humans, so I’d assume that you probably became pregnant when semen was introduced into your reproductive tract—”

    “Jesus Christ, Kyle!” says Michael. He could have happily lived the rest of his life without ever hearing Kyle Valenti say the words “semen” and “reproductive tract.”

    Kyle’s eyes widen. “Have you been having unprotected sex?”

    “Oh my God, I am not having this conversation with you!”

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    06 Apr 2020

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